(not ocs, but it's 3am and I'm feeling nostalgic so here have two for I am a generous god)
Alex : why are any of us here, honestly?
Maria, who woke up to him playing the recorder at the foot of her bed : I asked you specifically
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Alex, sitting on the floor of Maria's living room : yo
Maria : jesus fuck didn't I lock the door?
Alex : oh yeah you did I broke in
