How To Become A Unicorn

Step 2

Now that you are a true believer of unicorns it's time to work on the next step... Learning the ways of the unicorns. This is the most important step. Why? Because if you transform into a unicorn without learning their unique culture and customs then you will never fit in and will forever be an outcast.

Below I will list the very important key aspects of the unicorn culture:

•Never disrespect the horn. Your horn is a powerful tool and can be weaponized when in the wrong hands. Use your horn responsibly.

•Unicorns never speak. They read minds. You don't want to ruin you the majesticness of your existence by running your mouth. So shut up and never speak again if you want to be accepted by your unicorn peers.

•Always eat rainbow cupcakes with sparkles for desert to increase your fabulousness.

•Never let people see you poop rainbows. If you reveal your identity to non-unicorns you will be shunned from the unicorn world forever.

•To signal other unicorns violently flail your arms and screech loudly to assist them in noticing your unique qualities.

Once you have mastered these customs you have completed the second step in becoming a unicorn.