[I.M.P Headquarters, Imp City]
Everyone is chilling in the I.M.P Headquarters. Loona was talking to Y/N and the others are watching TV. As they watch, a commercial came on. It shows the gates of Heaven opening and Cherub Angel appears on screen.
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!
A Jingle suddenly begins to play on screen.
As the jingle ends, Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes while Millie congratulates him.
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Give me another, Mox!
Moxxie nervously sweeps away the mess and puts another old fashioned TV onto the TV stand. He turns the TV on with a scared look on his face. The screen shows the logo of 666 News while Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.
Blitzo: Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!
Moxxie changes the channel to a demonic Betty boop dancing. Blitzo was bored and unimpressed.
Blitzo: Ah keep going, keep going.
Moxxie switches to the next channel and it shows a Imp on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally: I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea 'Factory'! Where you make the things and I make the money!
Wally gets close to the screen with a pleading face.
Wally: Please, I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again.
Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir!
Moxxie: Oh come on!
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I.M.P Assassin [Helluva Boss X Male Reader]
FanfictionY/n is the nephew of Blitzo and is an employee at a business that his uncle owns, called I.M.P (Immediate Murder Professionals). __________ I do not own any of the characters, images, gifs, or videos that are used in this book. Helluva Boss is owned...