C.H.E.R.U.B

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[I.M.P Headquarters, Imp City]

Everyone is chilling in the I.M.P Headquarters. Loona was talking to Y/N and the others are watching TV. As they watch, a commercial came on. It shows the gates of Heaven opening and Cherub Angel appears on screen.

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!

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Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!

A Jingle suddenly begins to play on screen.

As the jingle ends, Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes while Millie congratulates him.

Millie: Nice one, B!

Blitzo: Give me another, Mox!

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the mess and puts another old fashioned TV onto the TV stand. He turns the TV on with a scared look on his face. The screen shows the logo of 666 News while Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

Blitzo: Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!

Moxxie changes the channel to a demonic Betty boop dancing. Blitzo was bored and unimpressed.

Blitzo: Ah keep going, keep going.

Moxxie switches to the next channel and it shows a Imp on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

Wally: I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea 'Factory'! Where you make the things and I make the money!

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Wally: I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea 'Factory'! Where you make the things and I make the money!

Wally gets close to the screen with a pleading face.

Wally: Please, I'm very desperate!

Blitzo: Bingo!

Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again.

Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir! 

Moxxie: Oh come on!

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