INT PAULEY PAVILION
ROSIE IS PLEASED AS PUNCH TO INTRODUCE THE TV AWARDS
Rosie: Alright, it's time to go from the silver screen to the boob tube! Here to present the award for Favorite Cartoon are two of Cartoon Network's newest stars, COW AND CHICKEN!
COW AND CHICKEN COME OUT
Cow: Hi!
Chicken: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here to present the award for Favorite Cartoon!
Cow: And one of those kid-twaptions has a gwass for me to...
Chicken: COW! Don't even think about it on live TV!
Cow: Sowwy big bwuddah. I have this gwass I filled out earlier!
Chicken: Okay, here's the nominees!
CGI ANIMATION SHOWING THE NOMINEES FOR FAVORITE CARTOON ARE SHOWN
EG: The nominees for Favorite Cartoon are...
CLIPS OF "THE SIMPSONS" ARE SHOWN
Bart: Eat my shorts!
EG: "The Simpsons".
Announcer: You are watching Fox.
Simpsons: We are watching Fox.
CLIPS OF "ANIMANIACS" ARE SHOWN
EG: "Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs"
Minerva Mink: Gimme the bird!
Dot: We can't this is a family show!
CLIPS OF "EEK THE CAT" ARE SHOWN
Eek: It never hurts to help!
EG: "Eekstravaganza"
VARIOUS CLIPS ARE SHOWN
Eek: OH GOSH IT HURTS!
CLIPS OF "PINKY AND THE BRAIN" ARE SHOWN
Pinky: What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
EG: "Steven Spielberg Presents Pinky and the Brain"
Brain: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
CLIPS OF "SUPERMAN" ARE SHOWN
EG: "Superman"
Clark Kent: The truth is I'm really Superman in disguise.
Lois Lane: Yeah Kent, whatever.
CLIPS OF "DEXTER'S LABORATORY" ARE SHOWN
EG: "Dexter's Laboratory".
Dexter: I HAVE DONE IT!
TRANSITION BACK TO THE PAULEY PAVILION
COW HAS ENOUGH MILK TO ACTIVATE THE NEXT KID-TRAPTION
Cow: Okay big bwuddah! We're ready!
Chicken: And the winner is...
COW'S MILK BOTTLES ARE STACKED LIKE DOMINOES THEY TIP OVER AND THEY SAY THAT THE WINNER IS "THE SIMPSONS"
Cow and Chicken: "THE SIMPSONS!"
NOW THE SIMPSONS ARE APPLAUDING
NANCY CARTWRIGHT AND DAN CASTELLANETA SHOW UP TO ACCEPT THE AWARD
EG: To accept the award are the voices of Bart and Homer Dan Castellaneta and Nancy Cartwight!
YOU ARE READING
1998 Kids Choice Awards (My Version)
HumorHere's what I think would have happened at the 11th annual Kids Choice Awards
