INT BACKSTAGE
EVERYBODY IS CONGRATULATING EACH OTHER ON THE BLIMPS
Leo: I am so glad that I came out here, this was worth it!
Quinn: Even more than "Man in the Iron Mask"?
Leo: Yeah.
Norb: Oh it's SO GOOD to have a blimp of our own!
Spinelli: I can't believe it! We didn't win!
Rosie: Don't worry there's always next year!
Spinelli: There BETTER be a next year or else Madame Fist will host!
Hank: You know, as a famous quarterback once said "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing", but maybe winning isn't the only thing either.
Kevin Thompson: Aw man, I totally missed out on that, Mac Daddy!
Mack: Kevin, if you call me that one more time, I'm getting Puff Daddy's agent and filing a lawsuit!
Helga: So Tia and Tamera, how does it feel to have your blimp streak broken?
Tia: I think that it's time that we gave others a chance!
Tamera: By the way, maybe you should consider getting a blimp next year!
Angelica: Yeah, my movie would be a big hit and maybe your show can get a blimp!
Johnny: Hey, when am I gonna present an award?
Rosie: Maybe Favorite Female Singer.
GREGORY SMITH AND MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG SHOW UP
Gregory: Rosie, can Michelle and I present an award?
Rosie: Of course, it's nothing that my "Harriet the Spy" co-stars wouldn't do!
Michelle: And it's great of you to kinda promote "Small Soldiers" without those toys with you.
Gregory: Yeah Archer may seem like the more presentable one but Chip, that's another story...
Rosie: Okay, I think we're ready to go back on!
To be continued...
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1998 Kids Choice Awards (My Version)
HumorHere's what I think would have happened at the 11th annual Kids Choice Awards