The ugly pagent

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(This is such a weird episode) oh and just so you know Nero's little wolf pet sometimes just stays in his bag since it's one of those bags that's bigger on the inside anwayy now that's done let's go 

The group are walking through the forest all getting annoyed

Amalia: ugh my feet are like jelly I can't take another step

Yugo: we're completely lost

Nero: yeah there's no doubt about that

Eva: and whose fault is that I wonder

Ruel: this map doesn't help it's too easily insulted, I was only joking when I said I was going to use it to wipe my-

Dally seems to have something in his hand and he sniffs it

Dally: I wonder who this wonderful and beautiful scent belongs too

PerVidal gets excited

Suddnely they hear someone screaming help key

?: please help me someone help me, Who will be the valiant knight that comes to save a real life princess from her curse who will be my Prince Charming, come to me my valiant knight, we shall marry love happy ever after and have lots of children

Dally: A princess a beautiful damsel in distress

Nero: (it's a trap no girl is that direct really hope Amalia and Eva can't read minds)

Dally however is very excited and runs over the princess. Throws down her hair and he climbs it

Ruel: that's it the last ounce of intelligence just drooled out of his mouth

Eva: Ah men a bit of makeup some sweet talk and they lose their heads they are all the same

Yugo: at this rate we are not going to get to oma island anytime soon

Nero: Yeah,you're definitely right about that

They walk up to the castle thing that's covered in vines and Amalia gets rid of them

Amalia: Hey look there are real pretty pictures hidden under here I can't understand them, though, what is this gibberish

Eva: That's osamotis should have gone to class more often princess, leave all hope behind

Nero: Run for your life

Eva: very grave risk of death

Ruel: Huh that explains where there isn't a soul in sight

Nero: and above all do not enter the haunted tower

Yugo: Huh we'd better warn Percidal

Percidal is still climbing

They try to stop him but he just keeps climbing and then he screams and tries to leave but then hair pulls him back in

He then shouts once again

Yugo: Did you hear that it was dally he must have come up against a fierce monster or something worse. We can't let him have all the fun so let's go

Ruel: you're dead right young man when there's a tower there's always something hidden perhaps even some gold

They both excitedly run off

Eva: Those yop Brains that'll teach him grabbing the first ponytail he sees

Nero: Yeah..sometimes I'm ashamed that I share a gender with these people

A bit later they ring the bell

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