Winter King x Simon

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Cakes Pov:

Man I'm hungry! Thank goodness where goin back to the castle.

"Hay fionna, Watcha think where gunna have for breakfast?" I say, basically drooling

"Welllll I'm not sure but I bet we can ask if we can get some..." fionna said neeling slightly down, wile making a drum of the thighs and also mimicking a trumpet with her mouth "PANCAKES!" She shouted throwing her arms in the air

Me and her giggled for around a minute before we calmed down again, "I presume you wish for pancakes?" One of the ice guards said, wile wiping herself around to look at us.

"Hells to the ya my icy friend!" I say excitedly

"As you wish" both the ice guards say, skating into the castle and around into the kitchen

Me and fionna kept walking until we where right where we where about an hour or so ago, we step past the crushed ice and sit down in the dinning room.

"What do you think Simon and the winter king are doin?" Fionna asked

"Probably smoochen!" I shout, laughing.

After I say this the two of them walk in.

"Speak of the devil" I say twisting my head around to look at them entering the room.

Simons Pov:

That long awaited question,

"What happened last night"

the expression on the winter kings face dropped, eyes widening, face getting some how paler then before. He gave me a blank look then shooting his eyes to the floor nervously.

The king started to fiddle with his thumbs "I- uh we um had a drink!" He said thus pointing one finger to the sky, as if he had come up with the best idea Since sliced bread.

"well yes, I did see the bottle and glasses on the floor but what happened after?" I said in honest confusion

His once happy expression dropped from his face again

"After? uhh well we uhhh went right of to bed! Yes we sure did!" the winter king said clearly lying

I get that I'm not the best lier but damn, not even the best me and be good at it.

"then why was I so cold?" I said now trying to  attempting to interrogate him 

"I am the winter king silly, and we where in my room nearly the entire time" the winter king said with ease, letting to words slip from his mouth.

"your room?" the second I responded The realization hit him like a tone of bricks, I'm just now starting to peace together all the details, I still can't see the whole picture but it's right there, I just need to think harder.

"S-Simon! Why don't you and me head back to the castle and talk about this silly topic another time!" The winter king said swiftly trying to change the subject

"I guess food would help" I muttered still dwelling on the missing piece of the puzzle

"That's the spirit!"

And just like that the winter king magics us an icy path to the castle, leading us to our over due meal.

YALL IM NOT GUNNA LIE, WHEN  WRITING THE LAST 300 OR SO WORDS I COULD HEAR IT ALL BEING SAID IN KWITES VOICE, SO IF YOU WANT TO STARTING AT SIMONS POV READ IT IN KWITES VOICE, FUNNIEST CRAP IVE EVER FATHOMED