Sidney:
Jill, stop stealing all the mashed potatoes
Jill:
No, i love mashed potatoes
Sam:
TARA GIVE ME BACK MY ROLL
Tara:
NOOOO
Mindy:
AMBER WHY WOULD YOU PUT TURKEY IN MY CRANBERRY SAUCE
Amber:
Roman:
WHATEVER UR NAME IS GIMME THAT SWEET POTATO
Tara:
NO ITS MINE
Gale:
TARA GIVE HIM HIS SWEET POTATOES
Tara:
THEY SRE MINE
Gale:
TARA GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW
Tara:
no go kys
Sidney:
Tara!
Tara:
u too old ass slag
Sidney:
grounded. Go.
Tara:
no what the hell
Roman:
gimme my sweet potato
Tara:
it's mine
Chad:
Sam can u give me the salt please
Gale:
JILL PUT THE POTATOES BACK
Mickey:
ETHAN ROLL ME THE BUNS
Ethan:
mk
Wayne:
GIVE. ME. THE. TURKEY!
Quinn:
Sorry dad
Tara:
SoRrY dAd
Quinn:
shut ur pie hole u literally have a dad and half
Tara:
no i will not shut my pie hole and I have a dad and a step dad
Quinn:
So a dad and a half
Sam:
quinn, tara, stop
Mindy:
fucking boomer
Jill:
where's my knife i need to cut some fucking throats
Billy:
which Sam could've done in 2022 to protect tara instead of nearly getting in a car accident 😒
Tara:
i wanna make a baby
Amber
Amber:
ew no
Mindy:
tara what the fuck we're eating
Liv:
it's nowhere near thanksgiving why is this a chapter
Kirby:
Livs fourth wall break count:1
Liv:
kirby ur like 31 wtf are you counting for
Liv:
I dont wanna be in this franchise anymoreq
Amber:
U died when i died
Tara:
Speaking of, did you die wearing my strap?
Amber:
uh-no i took it off before we came downstairs
Sam:
guys lets focus less on being lesbian and bisexual, and strap ons and- focus more on the scream franchise reunion.
Casey:
yes let's
Tatum:
wtf?
Stu:
casey how are you alive
Casey:
How is tatum alive?
Tatum:
guys, reunion
Stu:
RE-UNION
Kirby:
where are you 4 going?
Mindy:
Upstairs
Anika:
upstairs
Tara:
upstairs
Amber:
upstairs
Kirby:
since you're leaving now you're cleaning the kitchen
Anika:
what why
Gale:
because she said so.
Tara:
no we're not
Sam:
Tara Marie Carpenter
Tara:
ugh fine
Jill:
Imagine
Olivia:
Jillian Marie Roberts
Amber:
you guys have the same middle name
Liv:
ture so ture
Sam:
you mean TRUE?
Liv:
Yeah
Tara:
idk i just have jenna ortegas middle name
Jill:
ok nobody asked
Sam:
fr
Kirby:
sam shut it
Sam:
ugh whatever
Wes:
Sam can I sit next to Tara?
Tara:
no
Sam:
yes sure
Sidney:
No, they're going upstairs. And then once they're done cleaning upstairs they'll come clean up, down here right?
Jill:
Only if the little one can walk
Tara:
we're not fucking weirdo
Jill:
oh aren't you
Sam:
bluey!
Tara:
oooh
Sam:
remember Cherokee
Sidney:
ye
Sam:
is he ded?
Sidney:
nah he's on the couch
Sam:
OH!! CHEROKEE! I MISSED YOU
Tara:
can i watch bluey with him
Sidney:
yes tara
Tara:
woohoo
Chad:
I wanna watch bluey too
Tara:
no only me and Cherokee
Sidney:
Tara he's not ur dog and it's not your house
Tara:
awh fine
Chad:
YAY
Tara:
I don't wanna watch it anymore
Sidney:
then come clean up
Tara:
No whore
Quinn:
oi
Tatum:
hey don't call her a whore
Tara:
whore
Amber:
#getkickedintheclit
Tara:
OW FUCK
Roman:
Is that a thing
Jill:
it shouldn't be thats weird
Mindy:
Well it is.
-
Chad:
bluey!
Tara:
Bingo!
Sam:
Tara were watching bluey not playing bingo
Mindy:
Bingo is her little sister
Sam:
Tara doesn't have a little sister-?
Mindy:
Sam, bingo is BLUEYS little sister
Sam:
I thought the were non binary?
Chad:
It's a kids show-
Anika:
doesn't mean anything
Liv:
whatever, they are kinda non binary
Liv:
FINALLY, THE CHAPTER IS OVER!
Kirby:
Livs fourth wall break count:2
