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𝕏𝕀𝕀𝕀

Soobin climbed onto the bed, covering himself with shits to feel warm throughout the sleep he was about to drift off to.

He picked up his phone to scroll through his feed for one last time. He was reading some fruity oneshot about his favourite girl-group's member, when that one unnecessary notification popped onto his screen.

~you have 3 notifications from 1 chat~

Orbs merely knitted, he clicked on that just to find out it was from their best-friends' group chat.

3 idiots 🍑

~Brainless dude
Hey yall awake?
Ive got sm TEA tea
11:48 PM

~Hueningieeee <33
Jerk that out
11:49 PM

Don't you have time unless it's
the middle of the night?
11:50 PM

~Brainless dude
Shut up will u u grammarly freak
11:51 PM

~Hueningieeee <33
What bout the tea jun *pouts*
11:51 PM

~Brainless Dude
Guess what
THE CHOI BEOMGYU AGREED TO GO
OUT WITH MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
11:52 PM

Did he lose his braincells
or something?
11:53 PM

~Hueningieeee <33
Bro r u drunk rn *rolls eyes*
11:53 PM

~Brainless Dude
SHATAP
IM DROP DEAD SERIOUS
11:54 PM

You're blackout drunk honey
11:55 PM

~Hueningieeee <33 - replied to you
I support u hyung FIGHTINGGG this fatheaded jerk
11:56 PM

~Brainless Dude
Hold on
Lemme jst....
11:57 PM

Let you just what?
11:57 PM

Brainless Dude added Taehyun
Brainless Dude added Kook-hyung

~Hueningieeee <33
??????????
11:58 PM

Brainless Dude added Yeonnie's boo

Th bro! Watchu doin!???
11:58 PM

Brainless Dude changed the group
name from "3 idiots 🍑" to "WE GAIN
WITHOUT N"

~Yeonnie's Boo
Who tf is adding me to a fuckin
groupchat at the middle of the night
11:59 PM

~Hueningieeee <33
Yeonjun, pls kick him outta here,
Disgusting ppl *rolls his eye*
12:00 PM

~Brainless Dude - replied to ~Yeonnie's Boo
I did
12:00 PM

~Yeonnie's Boo
Well i agreed on a date with u
doesn't mean u can do whatever shiz
u want
12:01 PM

YOU WHAT-
12:01 PM