Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special (ft Fizzarolli)

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Alex pov

I was at Blitzs house with and with Grimm and the three of us were watching a weird show with horses kissing

Alex: Why am i here?

Blitz: Because i thought we could spend some time together. You're already dating my Loony so we should get to know each other better.

Alex: But why is Grimm here?

Grimm: Bored.

We went back to watching. Blitz was stuffing his mouth with food until his phone started ringing

Blitz: Yello? ehh that is a weird way to put it, but eeyup that's me. Oh shit, the big Ozz himself!

Alex: Ozz? As in Asmodeus?

He covered the phone with his hand

Blitz: Yeah that's him.

Grimm: Put him on speaker.

Blitz does so and continues talking

Blitz: Heh, is there a reasong you're calling me on the weekend your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- *Stummers* Royal, big man?

Asmodeus: You lived rent free in Fizzs head for years, so i can't help feel he values your take on things.

Blitz: Yeah i was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling is cool, but it's only a little cool at best.

Asmodeus: Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant.

Blitz: Wow, big fucking suprise there.

Asmodeus: I was hoping to have some backup in convincing him that this thing is a waste of time.

While he was talking Blitz gave me the phone and grabbed some cheese before eating it and taking the phone back

Blitz: What? Why? Doesn't he always win?

Asmodeus: Cause Mammon is a selfish, manipulative piece of shit! And Fizz doesn't listen to me when i try to tell him that.

Blitz: Well my special skills are killing things without giving fucks and pointing out peoples flaaaws. Alright count me in.

Alex: Won't it be sus though?

Asmodeus: Wait whose's that?

Blitz: Oh two of my coworkers are here and have been listening in.

Asmodeus: Do you let everyone here in in your conversasions?

Grimm: That's not the point sir. If Blitz shows up, Fizz might think you're up to something.

Asmodeus: hmm true... Why don't you two come too?

A/G: What?

Asmodeus: That way it'll look like a simple security escort.

Alex: Hmmmm... Fuck it, I'm in.

Grimm: Same.


Timeskip


We ride with Asmodeus and Fizzarolli at Mammons theatre and the moment Fizz got out the crowd went wild. Asmodeus went out in his more smaller form and the three of us were pushed out the limo

Blitz: Fuck.

Grimm: Shit.

We got up and moved with them as the crowd was praising Fizzarolli

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