Mission: Whacked Off

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Alex pov

I follow everyone at the swamp as i read the file for the job me an Moxxie will be doing. The targets name is Paulie Paesano AKA The Gabagool Tool, he's the son of a mafia boss called Luigi Paesano. Our client worked for Luigi and Paulie killed him because he caught him skimming inventory and didn't want to get in trouble. I close the file and turn mu attention to Moxxie and Blitz

Moxxie: Sir, are you sure you want me doing this job alone with Alex? Was this on purpose?

Blitz: Of course, Mox. cause me and Millie are going leeching!

He said as the two boarded the boat, ready to take part in the leeching contest

Millie: I'm gonna harpoon me a big ol' leech!

Millie&Blitz: LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH!

Moxxie sighed as i put a hand on his shoulder

Alex: Come on Mox, let's get this over with. If it's too much, i'll kill him.

Moxxie: Thanks.

Later

After we took all the weapons we needed, we teleported to the mobs house, and climbed to the roof. We reach a window and we see our target getting yelled at by his father

 We reach a window and we see our target getting yelled at by his father

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Luigi: You disobeyed me. You disrespected me, and now one of my most trusted confidantes is dead. I don't know where I went wrong in raising youse.

Paulie: Tommy Two-Holes was a rat, you gotta believe me! I did what I had to do, for you! For this family!

As they kept argueing, we climbed in through the open window

Luigi: Don't gimme that shit, Paulie. You never gave a fettuccini fuck about this family.

We reach the hall and go right to the door as we hear inside

Luigi: I give you everything and this is what I get in return? Get out of my sight.

Our eyes widen as we realise they're coming out. I look around and see an angel statue opposite of the door

Alex: The angel statue, quickly.

We run and were able to get behind the statue as Paulie walked out the door angry

Paulie: Fuck! FUCK!

He flipped the door behind him as we ready to shoot the kid as he turned to the statue

Paulie: Oh great scary angel on the wall, I'm Catholic, or something! I'm beseechin' youse and all that junk! I needs to be free of my father!

I turn to Moxxie ans he nodded, he took a deep breath but accidentally swallowed a spider that was descending and her started to gag

Moxxie: Ah- ah- ah- AH- [soft sneeze]

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