These ponys love Sosa

helping a new friend

RAINBOW DASH POV

"So keef. Where is your home?" I ask my new friend. "I don't know. Where the humans live." He says. "Humans?" I ask. "Yeah bro. This a TV show" He says. "Uh.. are you okay?" I ask. He slows down and looks at the back of me while I keep slowing walking. "Yea I'm good. So where your coochie at tho?" "My.. what? Are you sure your okay? Cause I can-" "Rainbow!!" I hear loudly from the left of me. "Who's your new friend?!" Pinkie asks as she comes jumping up to us. "Pinkie this is keef. Keef this is pinkie" I introduce them. "Nice to meet you keef. Where are you from?! Do you like parties?!" Pinkie asks. "Yea hoe I like to party. Yall got any bud?" Chief responds. "Buds? I've got tons of best buds!!" Pinkie responds. "Let's see.. I've got Rainbow, twilight, applejack, rari-" Pinkie says but Chief cuts her off. "Not that kind bro I'm talking weed bro." "Weed?" Pinkie and I ask. "Nevermind. Just get me home bro" keef says. "Okay let's get to twilights then!" I say. "Ight bet" keef says. We start walking.

KEEFS POV
"How is it just smooth tho?" I think to myself as I follow Rainbow dash and her friend. "Rainbow kinda fine. I wonder what that horse mouth do tho" I whisper to myself. "We're hereeee!!" Pinkie pie yells. Rainbow knocks on the door. "This bitch live in a tree? Like sandy?" I ask. "Who's sandy?" Pinkie asks. "That squirrel from spongebob." I say. "What's a spongeboob?" Pinkie asks. "Nevermind bro" I say. The door suddenly opens and I see yet another God damn horse.