These ponys love Sosa

messy bun

RAINBOW DASH POV
I wake up and feel the cold floor. I look look around and "Ahhh!!" I scream "Where are my hooves?! What is happening!?!?" I ask. "Chill shorty we at my place." Keef says. "K-Keef?" I look at him. Eyes widden with shock. He looks.. so.. beautiful. "Yea shorty." He says. I try to stand up but fall. "H-How do you walk?" I ask Keef. Keef starts laughing. "With your legs bitch." Keef says. "What are you?" I ask keef. "I already told you bitch I'm human" keef says. "Where's twilight and Pinkie?" I ask. "Yo friend was tweakin her ass off bro she in the bathroom" keef says. Keef helps me up and walks me to the bathroom. "Hahahah no this- this is impossibleee hahah" I hear through the door. I open the door slightly and see.. Twilight?!? She's human too. And Pinkie?? "It's okay Twilight!! We look so cool!!" Says Pinkie. "No no no this doesn't make any sense. This has to be a dream!!" Says Twilight. She starts pinching herself "wake up wake up wake up" she says over and over. "It's not working haha it's not working" she says as she starts pinching harder. "Uh.. Twilight?" I ask while slowing opening the door more. "Wake up wake up wake up!!" She says while hitting herself now. "Twilight I think you need to lay down.." I say. "What it happening to meee ehehehe" Twilight says. I walk into the bathroom slowly and try to grab Twilight. "NO" Twilight screeches and pushes me away. "I'm not real hahaha there's got to be some logical explanation haha just wake up just wake up WAKE UP" She says getting louder. "WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP" Twilight starts getting more frantic and starts hitting her head on the sink over and over again. "What.. oh my God Twilight!" I say. "WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP" Twilight yells while a red liquid flows down from her nose. "WAKEUPWAKEUPWAkeup.. wake u-" Twilight passes out. In a panic I ask keef to carry her to the couch. He puts her on the couch and I walk back to the bathroom while Pinkie and keef sit by twilight. I look around for a while and I find a maintie. I put my main in a messy bun and take a few deep breaths. Putting my hands on the cold porcelain sink. "It's okay rainbow." I say to myself. I turn back and open the bathroom door