America hummed a little, hearing his phone buzz. He looked over at it and reached for it, maybe Russia wanted to hang out. So he turned on his phone and looked at his notifications.
It was a text from a group chat he was in, meaning it probably wasn't Russia. He frowned a little but checked the message anyway, might as well see what was happening in the chat.
People whose homes I can legally break into
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): SOOOOOOO!
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): WE
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): HAVE
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): THE
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): HOUSE
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): TO
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): OURSELVES
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): FOR
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): THE
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): NEXT
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): TWO
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): DAYS
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: Japan in the most rude way possible, what the fuck does this have to do with us?
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ:Also
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: see
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: how
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: ridiculous
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: this
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: way
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: of
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: texting
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: is?
Bestfwiend_o((*^▽^*))o: Japan please stop texting like that
Bestfwiend_o((*^▽^*))o: Also, who changed my name- I'd like it back to normal- ^^;;
Bestfwiend_o((*^▽^*))o: Also, can someone change the name of the chat- Please stop breaking into our houses Japa
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): .N O.
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): No to both.
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: I'll change it
*Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ has changed Bestfwiend_o((*^▽^*))o's name to Stars
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: There you go, Америка
Stars: Thank's Rus!
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): ...
*Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿) has changed Stars's name to Starry_Tot⋆⭒˚｡⋆
Starry_Tot⋆⭒˚｡⋆: Japa why?
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: Япония why? It was fine.
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): Just
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): because
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): I
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): can
Runt_(ಠ ೧ ಠ✿): Please cease
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): No
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): Ya
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): little
Law_Breaker(◕‿◕✿): Runt
Wine_Bb_(*﹏*): Japan please
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: It looks like Япония got to Everyone's fuckin names.
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: Who's who.
Wine_Bb_(*﹏*): I'm Greece TwT
Runt_(ಠ ೧ ಠ✿): The runt APPARENTLY
Hoodie_THOT( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Ukraine
Hoodie_THOT( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Also FUCK YOU JAPAN
Prawn_Star_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): It's just a fact.
Prawn_Star_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Also, Canada here
Tall_Alcoholic_ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ: We know you horny fuck
YOU ARE READING
RusAme Oneshots
FanfictionRandom RusAme oneshots I write, mostly fluff and smut. (will be crossposted on Ao3 under Crowsong_The_Rusame_Reader)
