"Hmhmhmhmhm!" smiled Butler Jedan, gardening the flowers.
*CRASH!!!*
The Multiverse Machine crashes on top of the mountain.
"GOD-!!!" yelled Butler Jedan. "Okay... Nothing smashing into the mansion for on-..."
Suddenly, asteroid debris from where they were crashes on the roof.
The Ghost Guppies could be heard crying.
"SON OF A MOTHERFUCKER!!!" yelled Carrie.
Chapter 21: Mertens, Like a Queen, Teaches Josuke to Blow Stuff Up
Trunks opens the dock and everyone flies out of the ship carrying the others.
"Oh my God!" Erina runs out of the mansion and catches Josuke. "Are you okay!?"
Yoshi runs out and catches Finn. "You okay?"
"Never been better, HW."
Yoshiko squints her eyes
"Yoshi! Right... I realize now that I call you that because I play too much Smash Bros."
"I'll clock you if you call me that and change the subject like that again."
"Right... I mean, you are a variant of HW... so-..."
"Finn...?"
"Yeah, yeah... You're your own peep. It's still weird that you're 16 years older than me!"
"Aaaand you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
Spongebob and Patrick are placed in their aquariums.
Mark is placed on his bed.
Trunks lands inside the house angrily stomps into his room.
"You good?" asked Mai.
"I'm going to masturbate to gay porn to cool off," said Trunks, slamming the door of their room.
Mai sighs.
"Wait, he's bi!?" asked Carrie.
"Yeah...? You got a problem with that?" asked Mai.
"No, just... Huh..." said Carrie. "Why specifically gay porn?"
"He has his own frustrations to stay loyal to me."
"Ah..."
Josuke sighs and coughs in pain.
"Honey, you good?" asked Erina.
"No... I just nearly got myself killed just to help my friends..."
Erina checks her email and sees an email written in Wing Dings.
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"Goddamn it. Patrick's using Wing Ding again. 'No, Patrick...'" she said, texting him back. "'I don't fucking understand your club language. Stop typing in Wing Dings.'"
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Superhero War Trilogy
FanfictionA Trilogy: Jazz Heart, Secret Crisis 2, and The Superhero War focusing on three Superhero teams. The final trilogy of the Bizarrmaggeddon Saga.
