this is a collab with chaotic_writing_inc
(this is cursed)
dreamy weamy, my alpha, is coming over to my house today 😻😻😻
well, lets start off with who i am first. my name is . . . toebith, but my friends call me toe. well, hmm, i guess i dont really have any friends. but i do have my one friend... dreamy weamy. only i call him that, because he likes me better than george. but, dont tell george that, he'd become very angy. anyways, im 15 but dreamy weamy says hes into that. i have blue orbs, that dreamy weamy says look just like the ocean. i have long blonde hair, unlike the other guys.
anyways, dreamy weamy is coming over, but, im in heat. I cant let him figure it out. ill have to be super careful because i can get pregernant from just one conversation. ill have to make sure that i dont engage in any of that ... extroverted stuff.
*knock knock*
oh. em. gee.
dreamy weamy is here!! i hear him knock again as i go to answer the door.
"im cumming!" i yell.
i open the door to see his majestic curls flowing perfectly over his oversized forehead.
"hey bby gurl," dreamy says as he tucks his curls behind his ear.
"hmm, actually, im a femboy, and i use ... he/him pronouns!" i respond as i slam the door in his crusty dusty musty rusty face.
"oh no!" i think to myself. "that was a ... conversation! I might be ... pregernant!"
YOU ARE READING
I... Can't... Bræfth when ur not thære (dreamy weamy x oc)
FanfictionI'm not ok this is satire pookies 😘😘😘 (mature bc you need to be mature to read this masterpiece) (its not ok)
