TW: SEX
watermelon sugars POV:
im about to tell OBAMA that im cheating on him with gEorge. i hope he doesnt overreact!!
i text him and he responds with...
"you fUcking asshole!! im gonna go overreact and shit and maybe get with shreak!!!"
oh no!! he got so mad!! he might even go fuck with shrek!!
i bet his alpha ogre dick is bigger than mine D:
OBAMNUTs POV:
after i sent that message, i realized how much i really didnt give a fuck. ive been secretly fucking shrek behind watermelon sugars back anyway. his alpha ogre dick is much bigger than harrys dick anyways.
i went to shreaks house (swamp) and saw his dick poking out of the water. i jumped RIGHT on that COCK.
after we fucked in the swamp i told him about how watermelon sugar cheating on my ass. shreak was so understanding and he asked me to be his gay ass boyfriend. i said yes of course!
YOU ARE READING
I... Can't... Bræfth when ur not thære (dreamy weamy x oc)
FanfictionI'm not ok this is satire pookies 😘😘😘 (mature bc you need to be mature to read this masterpiece) (its not ok)
