Book Nerd Problem No. 102

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Hello people of the fandom society! I know, I know I haven't updated in like forever. Sorry... I've been not busy, but DISTRACTED. Screw you YouTube, Netflix, books, Wattpad books, ice cream, sleep, friends, family, movies, laziness, Pinterest, Instagram, and life! I'm finally updating!!!! And plus I'm having the worst sore throat in the history of my health. I literally twitch my eye whenever I swallow...

Welcome to Another Story Time With Bella!!

Okay so my family and I went out for breakfast at this crepe place for Father's Day and we go to the topic of our English books that we have to read over the summer for the next school year. And last year we had to read Prince Caspian. (AKA the most action-less book EVER.) No offense Narnians. Anyways we were hoping that the books we had to read this summer weren't going to be boring.

And then my jock cousin that doesn't know the first thing about books says, and I quote. "Well all books are boring."

And I was like, "Oh no, no, no, no, no, you do not know how wrong you are about that statement. No." And I'm sorry I couldn't exactly slap him. His parents were there... ugh.

And I know, I know. Even I said some books were boring. ONLY SOME! And this relative of mine had to go on an say ALL THE FREAKING BOOKS ARE BORING!

And you know what? He read the Heroes of Olympus Series and he thought they were a waste of his time. He though they were uninteresting, arid, cloying, colorless, drab, drag, drugging, dull, ho hum, humdrum, insipid, and the rest of the synonyms for boring. I'm too lazy to copy all of the synonyms on Thesaurus.com.

Sorry again my fellow fanpeople for not updating. I was having a hectic week. Also, on Tuesday I was killing plums by tearing own their insides and taking the heart out. MUAHGAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

Buh-bye!!

P.S.
I'll update later today too!

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