Problems of the Fanpeople

Book Nerd Problem No. 137 and 137.5

Welcome to Story Time with Bella!

So this happened like a few minutes ago. I'm on my phone, right? And I'm reading, immensely enjoying the plot of the fanfiction unfolding before me. And I'm at a public place where I have to go every Friday night. It's a youth group type thing at my church. I know I don't seem very church-like, and I'm not in real life either. Hint: You could tell because I'm reading fanfiction at church.

Anyways, my mom says, "You should get off your phone or else people won't talk to you."

So I give out a sigh and turn off my phone thinking to myself, and your point is?

You do not know how much I wanted to say that out loud, but like a sweet, angel child I am, I didn't.

So that's that.

Can I add a second one? Believe it or not lots of things pissed me off today.

Yeah sure I'll add another one! I'm the author after all.

So earlier today during school we were doing this name game where the student states his/her name and they say a fun fact about themselves. "I'm Isabella and I like Nutella." I giggled uncomfortably because that unintentionally rhymed.

So this girl had the nerve to announce the one fun fact about herself. The one that the whole class would remember her by: "I'm *not going to say her name* and I hate reading.

And I gasped. Sure, she can say whatever she wants to say, but do you have to be so blunt? And Dylan O'Brien look-a-like yells, "I do too!"

And I'm here with my mouth gaping. Personally, I feel a bit offended.

That's all for tonight! I have to watch Survivor!