Book Nerd Problem No. 116

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Person: What's wrong? I thought you couldn't wait to start reading that book? You've been waiting months for it to come out.

You: I know! But I just realized that once I start reading, I'll eventually get to the END of the book.

You: And once I get to the end, that'll be it. No more.

Person: Then you could re-read it.

You: But this is the ONLY chance I'll ever have to read the book for the first time!

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