Rick Sanchez vs The Doctor

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Me: Didn’t we went through with Bill Cipher vs Discord? Only this time, there are humans with intelligence? I hope I don't get piss off with one.

Me: I heard the latest Doctor #14 is the same Doctor #10. How did they... How do they choose their next Doctor? Popularity contents or what? Moe as the Doctor threw me off.

Death Battle Music: Wubba-Lubba-Allons-Y

Me: Wait, what? What kind of title is that?

Result

Me: Experience wins in the battle of Witz

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Me: Experience wins in the battle of Witz. The Doctor's reincarnation is another way of gaining experience. I like that creativity. Now, we finally--

Next Time: Goku vs Superman

Me: WHAT THE F***, GUYS?! I know Death Battle give us legendary rivals, but I didn't think this would a third time! I will not stand for this! Besides, you guys are so damn stupid, so what's the point?! Do you all really think that Goku can beat Superman?!

Fan #1: Yes!

Me: You’re so damn stupid!

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