The Amazing Digital Diary

Day 1

Jax: I already don't like this. Caine, making us do something. Not my vibe, I'd much rather be harassing the clown right now but noooo I have to be writing in this dumb book. Personally, I find this disgusting we are supposed to write down what happens each day and we aren't allowed to read what other people write. ( not that anyone can stop me ) I'm writing this from the confines of the closest where I plan to burn this sorry excuse for a good time. I feel like I should at least write something here so that when this book's ashes are discovered I will have completed the assignment and no one else will. Very clever if I do say so myse-

Pomni: Umm hi, I don't know what to write but Caine said I should write something. Ragatha got the jump on Jax while he was making a fire. That rabbit is too much to handle... It feels weird calling him a rabbit. I'll just call him a furry. Anyway, I like this book. It's very tempting to look at what Jax wrote because I can never tell what he's thinking of ( probably cup noodles ) but Caine told us not to read others logs. What is a log? I hope that if I follow the rules an exit will appear... No, I'm not losing it YOU'RE LOOSING IT! I'LL GET OUT OF HERE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO YOU HEAR ME! EVEN IF I HAVE TO KI-

Ragatha: Okaaay. Well, Pomni is kind of losing it right now so I gave her to Jax and I'm sure he's got the situation under control. This book seems to be getting the better of everyone lately. Jax tried to set it on fire, Pomni is going crazy ( although that happens from time to time ) Zooble is just refusing to write in here. She said, "It's a waste of my ... time you ..." I'm sure you can guess what those dots are for. Caine really needs to get his blocker updated. Can't have swearing in this Christian Circus. Kinger Wants to write but his hands are wobbling so violently he can't make sentences.

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Ragatha: Maybe you sit this one out, buddy. And Gangle passed out after seeing this book. Apparently, it's made from the corpse of her brother. I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. Bubble... Well, no hands is kind of an issue. Anyways! I think we've all finished writing for the day so I'll put this in a safe place where Jax can't get to it. He's very naughty but I know he's only joking and means the best. He's a real sweetie at heart.