Ronance oneshots❀

𝑅𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑁𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠

Robin: What're you thinking about?
Nancy: World domination.
Robin: That's a bit ambitious.
Nancy: You're my world.
Robin: Aww...
Nancy:
Robin:
Nancy:
Robin: OH! * blushing*

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Nancy: I swear sometimes I feel like I'm dating a child.
Robin: You better watch who you're calling a child Nancy, because if I'm a child you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here a be lectured by a pervert.

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Steve: Everybody knows...
Eddie: Everybody knows...
Both of them: That she fucks you.
*Robin and Nancy both blushing*

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Steve: Who's your best friend?
Robin: Nancy.
Steve: Who's your favorite person?
Robin: Nancy.
Steve: Who will you marry?
Robin: Nancy.
Steve: Someone other than Nancy?
Robin: The smart brunette girl with guns.
*Nancy smiling proudly*

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Eddie: Stop defending her!
Nancy: She's just a baby!
*Robin hugging Nancy and pouting*

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Eddie: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Robin: Strong.
Steve: Weak.
Nancy: A dumbass is what you are.

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Nancy: This is bullshit!
Teacher: You can take that language straight to detention! Anyone else?
Robin: um...m-motherfucker!

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Steve: Be safe, Eddie.
Nancy: *turns over to Robin and grabs her face* Be safe.
Robin: I'll be so safe. I'll be safe for you.
Steve: I'm gonna kill you.
Nancy: But how would that keep us safe?

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Robin: He ain't allowed to touch you!
Nancy: He's my brother, Robin.
Robin: So? Ever heard of sweet home Alabama?
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Umm...hi! I am so sorry for no updating in god knows how long. I have been moving plus school and it's just been a lot but I am happy to announce that I am back and I will be uploading again. Same with my Steddie book. Thank you all for being patient with uploading. Love you all!🫶🏽🫶🏽