The Mommy Mafia
01/09/74 - 01:02pm
Hope Lupin: euphemia who is that fugly looking rat
Jolene Evans: i dont like her already
Martin Pettigrew: i second that
Euphemia Potter: Now come on don't be horrible, she's a neighbour, a very sweet lady.
Euphemia Potter: She brought cake!
Jolene Evans: It tastes as if i just shat, added flour and called it a 'cake'
Euphemia Potter: Language!
Hope Lupin: omfg her makeup is so cakey
Euphemia Potter: Please don't judge her.
Hope Lupin: she called me a 'hooligan'
Jolene Evans: HELPPPP
Martin Pettigrew: PLEASE IM DYINGGG WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
Hope Lupin: i fell out of the fire onto the floor and she glared at me and called me a dirty hooligan
Jolene Evans: oh...?
Hope Lupin: ikr like who does she think she is
Euphemia Potter: Did she really?
Hope Lupin: yeah she did!
Euphemia Potter: Should I speak to her?
Hope Lupin: nonononononijonono
Jolene Evans: no way
Hope Lupin: sutbly start to pretend to hate her more and more
Hope Lupin: *subtely
Hope Lupin: *sutly
Hope Lupin: *subtelly
Martin Evans: *subtly
Hope Lupin: *subtly
Hope Lupin: hey
Hope Lupin: i was getting there you know
Martin Pettigrew: what in 2025?
Martin Pettigrew: i'm getting wrinkles
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