Scaramouche x Reader oneshots

Day 3 Wanderer x Reader (Winter Weekends)

Y/N's Pov:

"It's finally the next day! It feels like I've been waiting foreverrrrr"

"Uh huh, it's only been a few hours at most"

"Anyways! We're not going to do calculations, here I got us both coats, scarfs, and mittens so we can wear" you told him while getting out the coats from the closet and the scarfs and mittens from the drawer

"Is it blue?"

"Yes of course~ and it has nice designing to it!" You said handing him the coat watching him put it on

"So? How does it look?"

"It looks great"

"Thanks Y/N, you know you're the best girl I could ever ask for" Wanderer said smiling a bit but hiding it when he put on his scarf and gloves

You too put on you coat and stuff then went outside with Wanderer. You guys decided to just put the snowman by the house along with a snow wife and snow kids so the snowman wouldn't be lonely.

"I hope you have a top hat or something so you can put it on the snowman"

"Not exactly, but I do have a beanie hung up on my hat rack"

"Perfect!"

You both started rolling up snow into a ball and while you were rolling up the head for the snowman you decided to pick up a snowball and chuck it at Wanderer, hitting him straight at the back of the head. He turned to you but you quickly turned away and whistled with your hands behind your back  as if you didn't do anything. You waited but when you turned back around you were hit square in the face with a snowball and Wanderer chuckled at your reaction. You wiped the snow off your face and picked up another snowball.

"You really want to do this Y/N?"

"Bring it on Kuni!" You said throwing another snowball at him

The both of you started a whole snowball fight like children and one thing you didn't know was Wanderer would actually take this seriously. This man built a whole snow shield and a snow base to protect himself! You went in and destroyed his base and shield making him a bit upset since it took him a while to make.

"Y/N how dare you!" Wanderer said crossing his arms

"Relax, I'll call you the winner since I feel bad"

"As you should"

"Now come on let's finish making the snow family!" You said stacking up the snowballs for the body base

Once you got that done Wanderer went and grabbed a few pebbles from the side of the house and made a smiley face and eyes on the snowman with them. You checked to see what was missing before realizing that you guys left out the most basic part.

"I'll be right back!" You told Wanderer while going back inside the house

You checked inside the kitchen and grabbed four carrots before going in your room and checking the drawers. You pulled out some scarfs, beanie, and gloves along with some fake eyelashes and a laced, vintage, ruffled bonnet. You went back outside seeing an impatient Wanderer who had already made the rest of the three snow family

"Doing all that for a few snow people? Jeez Y/N" he said

"How did you already-"

"Don't ask" he said making a face the three and putting stick arms on all of them then putting button pebbles on the son

You handed him the carrots and he placed each one on the snow family. He stepped aside and let you put the bonnet and fake eyelashes on the mom and put fake eyelashes on the daughter. You put the beanie on the dad then put the scarfs on both the dad and son. When you were done you had finished it with putting the gloves on the son. You looked and was proud with the work you and Wanderer had made, it felt nice having him spend some quality time with you instead of being a stubborn asshole sometimes who would usually see stuff as childish in his eyes.

"I think we did great"

"Me too Y/N"

"We should make snow angels now!"

"I thought we were gonna do hot chocolate and eggnog"

"We can do that later on when we make the gingerbread houses"

"No, eggnog after this, today"

"Okay okay fine" you said running to a spot and laying on the snow

Wanderer laid beside you and you both started moving your legs and arms to create a snow angel. When you got up you actually didn't expect it to look as good as it looked. You bent down and circled a halo on the snow angels then smiled.

"An angel needs a halo"

"Yeah yeah, now where's my eggnog?"

"Okay jeez you can have it!" You said walking inside and taking your stuff off

"And make it quick!" He said sitting at the table

"Don't rush me and you ain't getting shit" you told him while pulling out a cup and pouring some eggnog in it then passing it to him

"Yet you still gave it to me anyway, knew you can't resist denying me huh?" He said smirking and taking a sip of his eggnog

"Oh hush" you said taking a sip of your own drink, hot chocolate

"Wait, Scaramouche?"

"What?"

"I forgot your abnormal ass doesn't like sweets"

"Abnormal?!"

"It's true"