Scaramouche x Reader oneshots

Day 7 Wanderer x Reader (Winter Weekends)

3rd Person Pov:

"Another day woo hoo!"

"What are we doing this time?" Wanderer groaned

"First we're taking a photo with Santa, making Christmas arts and crafts, then writing letters to Santa"

"Take photos..with Santa?"

"Yeah it's like where you go to this place where they hold a photo shoot and you take a picture with someone who's dressing up as Santa and usually the kids have to sit on his lap but you know us we don't have to do that"

"Yeah it sounds like it's only for kids anyway, and the only lap I want you sitting on is mine by the way"

"Kuni!"

"What?! I'm just saying!"

"Are we there yet?" Wanderer asked, sitting in the front passenger seat this time since Y/N told him that they wanted to drive

"No Kuni it takes a while to get there like every other time"

"I know, I just want to annoy you until we get there since I'm bored" he said with his face on his palm

Y/N rolled their eyes and focused on the road, ignoring his distractions. Wanderer quickly saw that and decided to take things up a notch. He slowly moved his hand on Y/N's thigh and they gave him a quick look letting him know that they didn't want him distracting them.

"You know what would be great for a Christmas Present?"

"What do you have in mind?"

"If you were naked, but technically not because you'll be wrapped up in wrapping paper with your hand behind your back" he said smirking

"Huh?!" Y/N said, turning into a flustered mess

"Oh how I would love to just rip that wrapping paper off of you, and-"

"Okay that's enough" Y/N cut him off, stopping the car in a parking space and getting out

When the both of you got inside you saw the store filled and decorated with a lot of Christmas decorations. You guys decided to buy some stuff again then went to the Photo Booth. The line was kind of long so you guys had to wait a bit but once it slowly lowered down and you guys were at the front the man in the Santa costume waved and gestured for you both to come over.

"Do I HAVE to do this Y/N?" Wanderer questioned, feeling a bit embarrassed

"I mean you can always skip your turn and I'll just sit on his l-"

"Nuh uh, no, we're taking a photo together"

"Thought so"

Y/N went over to the Santa and gave him a warm smile which he returned. Wanderer nervously waved and looked away.

"And what would you two like for Christmas?" Santa asked

"Well I'm not really sure yet" Y/N said, scratching the back of their head

"Oh do not worry! You always have time to think before Christmas Day! And what about you sir?"

"Honda" Wanderer answered proudly

"Well you have good taste in cars young man!"

"Hey Y/N I'm actually starting to like this Santa"

"How nice! Now come on! Come on and take a picture with dear ol' Santa!" The Santa said happily

You both went on each side of the Santa standing up. You smiled for the photo while Wanderer only smiled ever so slightly, making it almost unnoticeable. Once you guys received the pictures you went out the store and headed home.

"Aaaand scrapbook time!" Y/N said while getting out the scrap books

"Okay" Wanderer said taking his scrap book and picking up the scissors and glue

Since Y/N was very crafty of course her scrap book was almost filled up and decorated nicely. Wanderer would, if Y/N's lucky, put a few decorations then just make a mini drawing, mostly of you two. Y/N also made the paper people chain and showed Wanderer who gave them a thumbs up in approval.

"Alright now show me your scrap book!" Y/N said

Wanderer held up his scrap book and showed his drawings of the days they were doing things for the holidays. Y/N hugged him, complimenting him and saying that it was amazing.

"Okay now it's time to write letters to Santa!" You told him

"Oh I know what I'm writing"

"And finished! Alright I'll read mines out first" you said, holding your letter in hand

"Go ahead"

"Dear Santa, I've finally realized what I wanted for Christmas and what I want is to just be able to spend time and the rest of my life with my boyfriend. That is all and I hope you and your elves are having a great time at the North Pole! Happy Holidays Santa! Love, Y/N L/N"

"You're too sweet Y/N..." Wanderer said smiling secretly

"Just telling the truth! Now go ahead and read yours!" Y/N said, awaiting what he wrote

"Alright..Dear Santa Claus, what I want is to be with my lover and have my lover stay with me and never get tired of me. I also wish for Auntie Nahida to come visit more often like she used to annnnd I wish for my lover to give me some kitty/dingaling on the day of Christmas" Wanderer said smirking proudly

"Kuni!"

"What did I do now? I wrote like you told me to"

"But that's inappropriate Kuni! You can't say that!"

"What? It's not like the guy is real anyway"

"Shhh! We're not going to talk about that! We're done for today" Y/N sighed

"....So will you let it happen though?"

"Cut it out!"