Ask Bonnie and Freddy

Ask #16

Red: Pfft...no...

Clyde: Oh yes you do.

Red: *grins* Show me evidence.

Clyde: Hehe okay~ GOLDEN DICKWARD!!!!

Goldie: *crawls in* You asked?

Clyde: You know how you stalk all of us?~

Red: Shit.

Goldie: Yes?

Clyde: Play back the times Reds got jealous over people flirting with me.

Goldie: Heheh okay ~

- ON TAPE -

Clyde: *on a run and shitz*

Goldie: *behind Clyde* Hey baby~

Clyde: *rolls eyes* You again?

Goldie: Mhm. It's me. Surprised sassy boi?~

Clyde: Don't call me that.

Goldie: *pulls on Clydes shirt* But your body is 75% water

Clyde: *stops* And?

Goldie: I'm so damn thirsty~ *licks lips*

Clyde: *blushes* GOLDIE!

Goldie: Oh c'mon~ Bitch make sure to tie your shoes.

Clyde: I DID! SEE L- *looks down* Oh okay Bitch shoe! You didn't even look...

Goldie: Tie them back up before you fall for someone else~

Clyde: Oh my gosh Gold...

Goldie: C'mon look into my eyes~ All blue like an ocean~ I can help you get lost at sea

Clyde: *looks away* Goldie please...

Goldie: C'mon you look like a trash can..

Clyde: I WHAT?! I LET YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR FUCKING FOUR H-

Goldie: Lemme take you out~

Clyde: GOLDIEEEE!

Goldie: Plus stop with the make up.

Clyde: Let me guess, 'I'm too feminine'

Goldie: No, your messing with perfection

Clyde: ...I seriously reget this but...I wish Red could make me blush like you do.

Goldie: And you know it sweetie~ You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

Clyde: *bites lip* fuck off. Fuck off.

Goldie: *about to do summin*

-FIN-

Clyde: Now R- Where's Red?

Goldie: *shrugs*

-MEAN WHILE-

Freddy: *stress stalking* And im getting married and fuck what if I screw up, IDK! What if Bonnie hates me? What if its a lie! What if I'm done in for?!

Red: *Stress eating* AND WHUT ABOUT CLYDE!

Clyde: *watching* And you all say I look gay.