Ask Bonnie and Freddy

Le Wedding

Bonnie: *with Clyde* Why are we wearing dresses?

Clyde: *shrugs* doesn't look that bad.

Bonnie: I'm a guy.

Clyde: And? So am I, doesn't mean shit.

Bonnie: ...Eh...

Freddy: *looks in lika Bitch* hey 

Clyde: YOUR NOT MEANT TO SEE HIM BEFORE DA DAMN CEREMONY!!

Freddy: No that's a bride. Ha.

Clyde: Get out!

Freddy: I already know what hes gonna look like. Plus...I needa give him summin so...go suck a stick.

Clyde: ...Your lucky I like you so much *walks off*

Bonnie: Mhm? *pissed off about da dress*

Freddy: Don't you look nice. Pfft.

Bonnie: Oh he he he.

Freddy: Okay remember, don't go smoke and get ash on the dress.

Bonnie: Oh Shush! Now what do you want?!

Freddy: *pulls out le tiara*

Bonnie: What? No!

Freddy: You have to.

Bonnie: Give it to Clyde! He likes girly shit not me!

Freddy: I dun care *put it on Bonnies head*

Bonnie: Why me!? This is so degrading!

Freddy: Because only royalty wears glamour.

--- WHUT HAPPENED WITH FREDDEH AND RED ---

Freddy: *doing Reds tie* so what was that again?

Red: Its better to have someone in a suit because its easier to look at their ass.

Freddy: Yeah but then you'd look at it the whole ceremony.

Red: Fair enough. So what have you got planned for honey moon and stuff?

Freddy: Well actuall-

Golden: *swings in* WHATS UP PEOPLE? ITS ME!

Red: ...Why are you dressed in a Golden suit when the rest of us are wearing black?

Golden: *takes off jacket* Black shirt. I'm too hot for the jacket.

Freddy: Have some respect

Golden: Shut up or I show the Christmas videos where I stalked you and you admitted to Bonnie you loved him while drunk singing pop goes the w-

Freddy: AND THATS ENOUGH DRUGS FOR NOW HAH HAH!

Red: ...Your hair looks a mess.

Freddy: What happened? Got Clyde desease?

Golden: Pfft. Why do you grow your hair so long?

Freddy: Because I don't want to look like you.

Golden: But I'm Gold. There's a difference.

Freddy: I want to look less like you than possible

Golden: your just losing the best parts of your self.

Red: *sits Freddy down* I don't care im sorting this hair.

Freddy: Oh shut up! At least Bonnie can look me in the eyes and tells me he loves me, remember when you used to like him.

Golden: *tugs neck collar nervously* Hehe...well...he's a bit too...um...

Freddy: Don't you fucking dare say anything on his body or you are dead. Speak to him about it I'll make you suck wire.