The godly chatroom

Summer and the return of Percy Jackson

~Poseidon has logged on~

~Hades has logged on~

~Helios has logged on~

Helios: Hooray! Summer! When I get to work overtime!

Poseidon: Come on, have some fun in the water, were in Florida for the summer remember? It's not New England water!

Helios: Good, that stuff's arctic

Hades: I like the beach because of the death. Sharks, dead fish, ALL THE DEATH! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHSHAHAHAHAH!

Helios: Is he like this all the time?

Poseidon: Yes.

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Meanwhile...

~Ares has logged on~

~Apollo has logged on~

Ares: Omygosh Omygosh Omygosh Omygosh

Apollo: what is it?

Ares: I was searching around Wattpad and I found a few amazing Harry Styles fanfictions, but I also found a story titled, "The Godly Chatroom" In it, we and the other gods do crazy stuff!

Apollo: Oh god, please don't fanguy all over this.

Ares: Too late. *reads all twenty three chapters in a day*

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~Percy Jackson has logged on~

Percy Jackson: *Drives to Florida with Annabeth and Grover* I'm out of school!

Poseidon: How the shipping shellfish did you even stay in one?

Percy Jackson: I'm not a demigod anymore.

Poseidon: WHAT?!

Percy Jackson: When you told me I wasn't your son, I realized that I was In a coma, for the entirety of the PJO/HOO books.

Note: I have not finished the Blood Of Olympus myself, so please no spoilers. This was just a joke I came up with referencing the first chapter of this story

Poseidon: That's crazy, even though, I do recall Gaea baking zeus, Hades, and I cookies, and saying "Grandma baked you cookies"

*Percy jumps into the water and drowns, forgetting that he is mortal now. Annabeth cries and Grover cries*

Everyone is sad for days to come, but Poseidon figures out that Siri backwards is iris and that makes him happy for some reason that is not that I just wanted to put that in somewhere and finally end this long chapter

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Hey guys! Thanks for reading! This has to be my longest chapter yet! Stay tuned for more!