"Bunch of traumatized teenagers"
Tommy: jesus christ guysTubbo: what?
Tommy: wdym 'what' Tubbo?!
Tommy: there are gods here and you don't even know?!?!Tubbo: i've been busy with Snowchester and Micheal lately Tommy
Tommy: right, i'm pretty sure Ranboo knows
Tommy: @RanbooRanboo: yes the Syndicate knows about this too but were not sure what to do about it yet
Tommy: oh for fucks sake
Tubbo: calm down Tommy they're not really bothering us at all
Tommy: uh thats not true
Ranboo: what
Tommy: theres this tall ass green guy who looks similar to Dream whos been following me around and saying that hes my dad!
Tubbo: Tommy is there and 'XD' symbol on his mask?
Tommy: yes??? Why
Ranboo: oh gods Tommy
Tommy: what?!
Tubbo: Tommy he claimed you
Tommy: ...... WAHT
Tubbo: yeah...
Tubbo: wait anyways where are you i haven't seen you since 3 days agoTommy: im at George's place
"The Syndicate"
Wilbur: guys oh my god
Technoblade: we already discussed about the god situation at the last meeting Wilbur
Wilbur: oh
Ranboo: I have bad news and good news
Technoblade: good news first
Ranboo: the good news is I found where Tommy has been
Ranboo: the bad news is he's been claimed by XD
Technoblade: oh
Philza: pretty sure we could get a plan, right mate?
Niki: oh is Phil alright now? I've been wary of him since the last incident
Technoblade: yeah, he's fine now
Technoblade: I banned the old man from his communicator and he just spent time in his nestWilbur: imagine getting banned from things by your own son
Philza: shut up you little shit!
Niki: so if were gonna get him back from George we should probably make a plan
Technoblade: good idea
Philza: i'm raiding his castle right now
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a perfectly normal group chat
RandomA TommyInnit centered chat fic that I cooked out of desperation, depression and insomnia at one point in life It's just a dark Dream SMP, dark humor, SBI, half a year of writers block, existential crisis, Ao3 inspirations, countless crumpled papers...