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by dumbskeleton

by dumbskeleton

Dust ain't good today
Why?
Don't ask me
I dunno

Anyway im bored so im going to boss' office
my favourite hangout

"Killer please do something else, SOMEWHERE ELSE if you can"
"But i like your office" i say
its a lie
i just like boss
his office smells of caffeine and dread

"How about you go talk to Dust"
"why"
"He's not feeling too good, Horror told me"
Boss is so nice
thats why one day i'll marry him
my secret scheme
muehehehe

"Of course sir..." i say, leaving his office
Oh shit i was supposed to stay in his office
Awww
whatever ill go to dust's place ig

"Yo Dusty"
"Agh-ch-what" he says, sounding dead
"Talk to someone, you'll feel better" i smile
Though maybe i smiled too much
He looks disgusted
"Not you-pssh-dumbasshat"
"mkay bye!" i do a little wave and rush to Boss' office
mission success!!!

Talk to someone?
What am i, five?
I know that
Asshat

I dial a no. on the landline hoping to talk to someone
the only person i know outside this mansion

"Hewo!"
"Oh...uh...ch...hi" i manage to blurt
"Dust don't call on the landline! Pap will hear you!"
"Oh...right...ju...give me a second-"
I forgot
Blue has a smartphone
I don't

(he does)
i dial again
"Thank Jesus...Dust are you alright? you usually don't stutter"
"im mkay"
"no you're not"
sigh
"maybe im not"
"Dust please try to say more than 3 words"
"im just really tired and sad"
Blue is my new therapist
best part is i don't even pay him
boss calls it friendship
"Why?"
"Dunno, thats why i called you"
"..."
"..."
"sigh...Dust i can't help unless you put it into words"
"I can't explain it its out of my vocabulary"
"Are you hallucinating?"
"No"
"Thats 50% of your problem solved"
"Ah"
"Are you dizzy"
Well i can't see very well and my head hurts
"Yeh"
"Alright im putting on my gum boots ill be there in ten you stay inside"
"Can i uh...m...would you like hot cocoa?"
"Alright, but don't get outside"
"won't"
"Good, im on my way"
He cuts the phone
Thank God
i didn't think he'd wanna come
i mean i didn't exactly make a good impression on him
or anyone for that matter

"lEtS jUsT BoIL tHe EgGs"
"im sorryyy" i exclaim
"iTs fINe"
We sit down to have breakfast
its a good day
i won't say sunny because the antivoid is...
well WHITE

"so...what do you wanna do after?"
"uH...cRoTcHeT? ItS tOo HoT tO gO AnYwhErE"
"i suppose...i guess ill draw then unless you have work for me"
"yOu cOUlD eMpTy tHe DiSHwaSHeR"
Yes! Work!
i know i sound like someone who runs away from work, but i actually enjoy it
as long as i can listen to music while i do it of course
"Done!"
My eyes are all starry and Error is disgusted
"oNcE yOu'Re DoNe, lEt mE kNOw, i'LL LoAd iT"
"Kay!"