no i didn't forget
i was just busy with physics
i barely passed physics asfshshs
but here i am in all my stupidity
for you guys
so appreciate me
thank you
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"...no...NONONONONO-"
"Blue, calm down"
"Calm down? CALM DOWN? YOU KNOW I CAN'T SWIM BITCH"
"THATS WHAT THE TUBE IS FOR"
"I AM NOT WEARING A PLASTIC BAG"
We are currently standing near the wave pool. I am trying my 100% to get Blue to put on an inflatable tube but he says its for babies
"Well...you fit the size" I say squinting at the tube to try and read the text on it. I give up
"WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY? THAT IM A CHILD???"
"Yes.Now please, just put it on" I say
Blue grumbles
I shove it down forcefully
He looks like a toddler
"Awww its baby blue" Ink joins in
"FUCK ALL OF YOU"
My brother is standing far away from all of us, drinking a smoothie and eating...peppermints?
Thats a weird combination
Did he get the Ink disease?
"Hey Nightmare come on!" i call out
He looks at me, hisses like a cat and doesn't move
"Its just some water!"
"N O"
"Don't be like that!" Ink says, holding Error's sleeve so that he doesn't run off.
"Not be what? Careful?"
"So what if your goopyness goes away for a while, so what if you become shorter, so what if-" Ink gets cut off because Error frees himself and runs away
"HEEEYYY!" he runs after him
Ive decided its best to ignore this whole chaos and im jumping into the pool
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Fuckity fuck fuck
I haven't been in a pool since i was three
So saying im extremely terrified would be an understatement
Not terrified because i can't swim
but just because im scared ill die or something
I know
very stupid
thats just how i function
"DUST YOU ARE SO NOT LEAVING ME HERE LOOKING LIKE A BABY" Blue yells and pulls me into the the pool
"COLDCOLDCOLD-"
"Oh come on its not THAT cold!"
A wave comes, basically drenching me in cold, scary waters
"ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME-"
"Oh please, save me the drama!"
"Says the one who literally threw a tantrum and had to be shoved into a inflatable tube" Dream says, joining us
"okay we forget about that-" Blue is cut off by yet another wave
GET ME OUT OF HERE MOTHER
YOU ARE READING
bad humour + good story (hopefully)
Humorim trying to come up with a name for this story enjoy ig
