For every change in POV, there will now be a star
Because i know its confusing as hell
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*IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN A WEEK*
"What do you mean he's not home?!"
"dReAm CaLm DOWN"
"W-I- WHERE IS HE?"
"I DoNt KnoW, AlL i KnOw Is WhAt InK tOlD mE"
"C-can you give him the phone?"
"SuRe"
I hand Ink the phone
"Yellow?"
"INK WHERE IS BLUE???"
"OKAY NOW CALM YOUR HORSES, WE SAW HIM USING THE ANTIVOID AS A PASS TO GO TO NIGHTMARES PLACE THATS ALL"
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"YES, now breathe, i can literally hear your heart rate going through the roof"
"Sorry..."
"It's alright, i know you're holding yourself responsible for this...but you're not okay?"
"..."
"We'll keep a check outside okay?"
"Yeah okay, thank you"
"Alright, take care!""hOws He HoLdIng uP?"
"Fine...and i hope you have a camera outside your door"
"YeAh"
"Good, we'll catch him red handed while we art!"
"...t-ThAts nOt hoW yOu uSe tHe wOrD ArT-"
"I have my own dictionary"
"...wHaTevEr"
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"Horror the living room's phone is ringing can you pick it up?"
"Okay!"
i rush towards the phone"Hello?"
"Aww hellooo!"
"ITS YOU!"
"Its meee!"
"How are you?"
"Okayyy, you?"
"Better than ever!"
"aw thats good...can i come over? i have something i got for you and your friends!"
"Really?"
"Yeah...I'll be there in 10! See youuu!"
He sounds so cute on the phone
He sounds cute everywhere
I think im in a trance all of a sudden"Wake up"
"Oh-Yeah sorry Dust"
"Its fine, who was it?"
"Ah...you'll see!"
"Creating suspense are we?" he smiles a little
"Mhm"
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SHITSHITSHITSHIT
i think Ink just saw me!
OHGODNO
I HOPE HE HASN'T TOLD DREAM
I THINK IM GONNA GO BACK HOME TODAYphew...i made it...
its illegal but i can't help it
i want to see him
know how he's doing
im his friend!i slouch on my bed as i open my laptop and turn it on.
im gonna buy a lamp now
because why not?
lamps are nice
mine is dead and i can't sleep in the dark
YES I CAN'T SLEEP IN THE DARK
YES I'M 26
NO I DON'T NEED A THERAPIST
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"What do i dooo"
"What is it now?" Nightmare asks
"Blue's jumping too many universes...its not exactly legal"
"I do that too"
"Because doing things that are illegal is your job profile"
"...true"
"I just..." i get up from his couch, "...im just terribly worried he'll get caught"
"Dream...you trained him, he'll be fine"
"Thank you for the compliment, but he's good at taking risks...which is bad sometimes..."
"I suppose i can relate..."
"Killer right?"
"Yes...unfortunately, he's a dumbfuck"
"..."
"...but blue happens to be smarter, he's probably home right buying...i don't know, a lamp?"
"How would you know if he was?"
"The boy is scared of the dark, i know that much"
"I suppose, but if he really is buying a lamp right now, im gonna buy you a fine wine"
"...why thank you, i did in fact join a psychic course"
"Jesus Christ..."
YOU ARE READING
bad humour + good story (hopefully)
Humorim trying to come up with a name for this story enjoy ig