Honge juda na hum

part 26 ( Attack)

Next morning, Vaishu had some work at her boutique, so Abhi also accompanied her. At the boutique, Vaishu was completing her work while Abhi sat beside her, looking at her with a smile. Vaishu noticed and left her work and looked at him.

Vaishu: Mr. Nigam, aap mujhe ghurna band karenge?

Abhi nodded in no with a smile.

Vaishu: Besharam.

Abhi: Arreh isme besharam hone wali kya baat hai? Apni hone wali biwi ko dekh raha hoon main... haq hai mera... samjhi?

Vaishu: Abhi kyun distract kar rahe ho kaam karne do na please.

Abhi: Haan toh karo, maine kab mana kiya... tum apna kaam karo aur main apna kaam karta hoon....simple.

Vaishu: Kuch nahi ho sakta tumhara.

Abhi: Kaisi ajeeb ladki ho yaar tum baki ladkiyan complain karte hain ki unka boyfriend, fiancée, pati unhe waqt nahi deta, unse do pal baatein nahi karta, aur tum ho ki koi qadar hi nahi hai... Matlab kya zamana aagaya hai.

Vaishu slapped her own forehead.

Vaishu: Kya hai nautanki band karo Tum apna aur kya chahiye?

Abhi pulled her chair towards him, wrapped his arm around her, and kissed her cheek.

Abhi: Attention (with a cheeky smile).

Vaishu got shocked at first, but then she smiled.

Vaishu: Abhi, tum bhi na pagal ho... but you know what you are my pagal.

She pulled his cheeks, and Abhi smiled, joining his head with Vaishu's. Suddenly Abhi's phone rang. He cut the call without checking the name and the phone rang again. Abhi closed his eyes in frustration.

Abhi: Koi mujhe yaha mere pyar ke saath do pal shanti ka nahi de sakta (murmuring).

He checked the caller Id and it was from Sid so he answered.

Abhi: Kaarle bakwas.

Sid: Hein? Kya ho gaya aise khadus mood mein kyun ho?

Abhi: Kyunki tujhe kabab mein haddi banna hai.

Vaishu slightly hit Abhi's arm.

Vaishu: Abhi, kya hai? Aise kyun baat kar rahe ho... thik se baat karo na.

Abhi: Arrreh galati ho gayi maaf kardo... Ashuuu, meri jaan, mera Siddhu, mera bhai, mera baccha, mera laal, mera hara, mera pila, mera kidney, tune call kiya meri toh Zindagi badal gyi yaar ..... tu chup kyun hai waise  kuch toh bol aur tune phone karne ki taqleef kyun kiya seedha yahi tapaq jana thana ab bol bhi le kuch (said in an extra sweet tone).

Sid was controlling his laughter while Vaishu hit abhi again and glared him.

Sid: Kya ho gaya kyun bhadak rahe ho?

Abhi: Kyunki tujhe hamesha kabab mein haddi hi banna hai, kuch toh sharam kaarle gadhe. Tu bas rukh, main pura hisab lunga tujhse.

Sid: (burst into laughing) Ohho toh yeh baat hai arre dada .....bhabi puri ki puri apki hi hai thoda intezaar kaar lo fir jee bharke romance karlena.

Abhi made faces.

Sid: Anyways dada suniye na.

Abhi: Haan bol kya hua?

Sid: Dada woh ek chhoti si galti ho gayi hai merese aur mummy ko pata laga toh main toh gaya kaam se bacha lona mujhe please.

Abhi: Ab konsa kand kar diya hai tune? Chain nahi hai tujhe?