Addison Bing had been living in the city for a long time. She, her friends, and brother usually hung out at a small coffee house. But when a run away bride runs in their lives change forever. At the same time somebody in the group develops a crush o...
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It was a normal day at the coffee house. They all sat in their usual spots, and Rachel attended costumers. Just then Phoebe came in.
"Hi, guys." Phoebe greeted everyone and they all said hi back.
Ross then sat up. "Hey, oh. How did it go?" He asked, referring to the date that she had.
"Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway, and said, 'We should do this again.'" Phoebe stated and they sent her apologies.
"What? He said, 'We should do it again.'" Rachel reminded the group not seeing the context. "that's good right?"
"Uh, no. Loosely translated, 'We should do this again.' means 'You will never see me naked.'" Monica informed Rachel.
"She's right." Addison nodded sipping her coffee. "It's basic date terminology."
"Since when?" Rachel stepped forward confused.
"Since always." Joey responded. "It's also like dating language. You know, like, 'It's not you. It's me.' means, 'it is you.'" Joey gave her another example.
"Or 'You're such a nice guy.' means, 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you.'" Chandler says, and Addison laughed softly.
"Or like, 'This night with you was just perfect.' means, 'This night was absolute crap.'" Addison shrugged.
"If you ever need dating advice, go to Addie. She has had her fair share with men." Monica patted her thigh. Addison had been on many dates, but she wasn't always this pretty. In high school she was heavily bullied but once she got into college she turned out fine.
"Oh! Or-Or, 'I think we should see other people.' means, 'Ha, Ha I already am.'" Phoebe grinned.
"And everybody knows this." Rachel looked around the room.
"Oh, yeah...cushions the blow." Joey replied.
"Yeah, it's like when you're a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep and they tell you it went off to live on some farm." Chandler says, and everyone agreed with him.
"That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh send our dog off to live on a farm." Ross laughed looking over at Monica.
"Uh, Ross." Monica looked at Ross concerned.
Ross chuckled not getting the memo. "What? What, hello? The Milner's farm in Connecticut? The Milner's had this unbelievable farm. That they had horses and then rabbits that he could chase and they had, uh.." Ross trailed off when he saw all the looks he was getting. "Oh, my God. Chi-Chi!" Ross yelled.
