𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞 ↪ Hogwarts X Reader

『3.5』

Incorrect Quotes

Y/n: I hate to disagree with you, but- 

Draco: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Y/n on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change, but when is Draco gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies? 

Crowd of People: *cheers*

Y/n: *pulls out a gun and shoots Draco until they run out of bullets*

Y/n: *reloads, then shoots Draco until they run out of bullets*

Y/n: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Draco?

Hermione: We have to plan, we have to figure something out. 

Ron: Hermione, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Y/n: I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Draco: 

Y/n: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Y/n: Harry, when's your birthday?

Harry:  Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Y/n: ...So I can know when to wish you a happy birthday.

Y/n: What's your biggest fear?

Ron: I'm incredibly arachnophobic.

Y/n, under her breath: You don't want spiders to get married..?

Y/n: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Cho: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Y/n: The fourth sentence-

Cho: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-

Y/n: It's "you're" not "your".

George: You know, Y/n, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Y/n: And here we see Fred and George in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Fred: Gaelic bread.

George: Grueling brad.

Fred: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

Y/n: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!