Helluva boss And the speed demon

Logan Has had Enough E:2 Sevathian and God(Update)

(Intro at the top)

Be mindful there might be some extremely bad words here just warning, and if any here offends you I'm sorry enjoy.

(Logan's pov)

Sevathian starts running cuz I killed his legion of bodyguards, now he knows what's coming to that I say

Logan: SEVATHIAN!!! I told you I was ready to run them rounds fuck boiiiiii!

He then runs through the alleyway with me behind

Logan: You thought them Bodyguards could save you from running these hands?! Guess you were wrong! Now I am about to run in those cheeks Sevathian!

I then catches up to him push him making him trip and now hes begging throws his wallet and of course we were being recorded for the memes

Sevathian: Logan, please don't do this-

Logan: The rich pansy ass begging for his life a tale as old as time.

Sevathian: Killer of Malakar I'm not even your problem anymore!

Logan: But you will lead me to my solution.

I grab him by the coat

Sevathian: I have nothing you want!

I Look at his shoes

Logan: You got them Stacy Adam's though.

Sevathian: Ummmm, I guess but they probably wouldn't fit you.

Logan: What size shoe are you?

Sevathian: Nine, why?

I then give him a creepy ass smile showing my sharp teeth

Sevathian: Sweet Satan! Your a size nine!!

Logan: oh yeah, yeah I'm going to need you to run those-

I then repeatedly punch him in the ass really hard

Logan: FUCK BOIIIIIII!!!

Sevathian: wai- Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhhh!

Logan: Today you are my son Sevathian!

Sevathian: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I then drop him on his ass and then say

Logan: Do you see now your lordship! Do need more proof that I am that Mutha fucka!

Just the a building comes crashing down on me and I am mad weak right  I then see a light and it none other then God himself holding a belt for some reason, I weakliy to get up

God: You see my son, I'm back to back for the mutts who didn't get the message.

Logan: Back to back huh?

God: like I'm on the cover of lethal weapon, you thought you were just going to speak out my name, you thought you were going to bitch me out in public like my name was mary? Absolutely not! You're not going to son me in my own damn hell creation son

Logan: so this is how you take the dumb way God, hoeing me was the only way you were going to beat me?

God: You hoed yourself I'll have damnd, if I'm lectured and son'd by a little mutt that forgets his lotion every day. Now this is the last chance Im going to say, act right or get son'd in front of your hoes and daughter.