Night 1: Dungeons and Dragons Ft: Valentino Vox and Velvette
It cuts to Lance Narrating in dungeons and dragons and it shows Valentino in his underwear
Lance: It been several weeks in this dark cave. You've been alone but you are In your element. The harsher the conditions, the better you adapt, you are sexy You are wet, and you know it It's just a matter of time before you reach short destination. But suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious dragon slumbering in the middle of a cave and you-
It cuts back to the table where Lance, Logan and the three V's are playing Dungeons and dragons
Valentino: I attempt to fuck it.
Lance: You what?!
Valentino: The dragon I attempt to-
Lance: No no I heard you the first time Val, why would you-
Valentino: I don't discriminate.
Lance: What if the dragon is trying to help you?
Valentino: Oh it can still help us, After I fuck it.
Vox: Solid strategy, I set the mood by playing Mood music.
Lance: (Looks Irritated at Vox)Don't entertain this Vox.(looks back at Val) Besides, he has the role first.
Val rolls the dice, but he also imitates like he's Jack and off with it and then throws the dice down And he gets a 20.
Valentino: Natural 20.
Lance: Oh, come on!
Valentino:
Lance: OK, Valentino grabs the lube and screws the dragon. There, are you happy?
Valentino: Mmm, The best 3 seconds of my life.
Velvette: 3 seconds? Impressive Val, I must know the secrets to your training for when me and Logan go a round(Looks at Logan and licks her lips).
Logan blushes
Lance: Can we get back to the game?
Velvette: Wait darling, I also would like to fuck the dragon.
Lance: VELVETTE!!!
Velvette then chuckles and did the same roll as Valentino and she rolls a 20
Velvette: Near 20.
Lance: FUCK!!! Alright, Velvette also makes sweet love to the dragon. Can we move on?
Vox: Just wait a damn minute snake boy, I'm Part of the 3 V's too So I also will fuck the dragon.
Lance: Vox, come on, man.
Vox then does his version of Jacking off with the dice rolling and screams as land then he rolls a 18.
Lance: Ha! You fail.
Valentino: Wait, I use my wingman Spell on Vox to give him plus 3 advantage.
Vox: That makes it 21 snake boy! Gimme them dragon cheeks!
Logan: Fuck it me too.
Lance: Goddamn it! fine. You all can have a giant fucking dragon orgy Is that what you want?!
They all look at each other
Velvette: Nice.
Valentino: Nice.
Vox: Nice.
Logan: Nice.
Night 2: Operation
Ken was going for the bone as he was on the edge as Lance was thinking
Ken: Will you shut the fuck up!
Lance: I didn't say anything.
Ken: You fucking thought it! Keep those cocksucking thoughts To yourself!
Lance: Gramps, you've been at this for like 20 minutes now Just pick the goddamn bone already
Ken: How bout you pick this bone Jerk off!(Gesters his dick)
Lance: OK, no pudding for you then.
Ken:(Gets to his eyelevel) You wouldn't fucking dare!
Lance: Try me Asian Papa Smurf.
Ken: Alright, fine! Blackmailing prick.
He goes for the bone and grabs it
Ken: Alright alright, I think I got it.
He says as Logan clapped his hands so loud Ken loses his concentration and messes up Operations
Ken: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Logan:
Ken:(Picks up the game in rage) You're fucking dead!!!
Lance: Gramps, put the game down.
Ken:(Battle Cry)
He Swings, the game around Logan drops flat on the ground. Dodging it as the game hits Lance in the face.
End for now
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Fanfictionhelluva boss is not owned my me just making another story with my oc character Logan Silas Maverick join him in his adventure to his harem and witness his enemies Defeated (Vivzipop owns helluva boss)
