mingi: i accidentally found wooyoungs vibrstor
mingi: it smells like fish
hongjoong: WHY DID YOU SMELL IT YUCK
mingi: do you seriously think it was on purpose
mingi: bitch probably didn't wash it after his last use because it REEKED OF FISH
seonghwa: bro needs to learn some hygiene then bc 😟
wooyoung: I HAVEN'T USED MY VIBRATOR IN TWO MONTHS EHAT THE GJCL WHY WAS ITI ON MY BED
wooyoung: ONE OF YOU STOLE IT FROM ME
wooyoung: I REALIZED IT WAD MISSING A FEW DAYS BACK WHEN I WANTED TO USE IT
san: aggressive much
wooyoung: that shit has been up my arse what do you expect from me
wooyoung: probably transmitted some of my sperm cells idk
hongjoong: that sounds horrifying i would never touch someone else's vibrator
jongho: but u definitely would fuck haghwa and send him dick pics even when he's in the hospital 😍💅
hongjoong: shut up kiddo
hongjoong: you will understand when you get a boyfriend your single ass doesn't know shit
yeosang left
wooyoung: that little shithead
mingi: that is fucking disgusting WHY DID HE USE YOUR VIBRATOR
wooyoung: I DON'T KNOW HE JUST STOLE IT FROM ME??? YUCK I'M GONNA VPMIT I DON'T WANNA USE IF ANYMORE
seonghwa: what if he has an sti
seonghwa: or you
wooyoung: no we don't we got tested for thay
yunho: y'all i have a pimple on my butthole help
yunho: i cannot even shit or sit properly it hurts 😞🙌
mingi: pop it
jongho: i thought you are gonna become a doctor
mingi: YES I AM AND WHAT ABOUT IT
mingi: i pop all my pimples bc it's satisfying
jongho: you aren't supposed to pop them you fuckhead 😭 it can cause infections
mingi: shit that probably explains why i keep getting them
mingi: i once also got a bunch of acne after i popped a pimple and it hurt to even touch 🤠
mingi: then my mom had to take me to the dermo after cancelling a school trip
wooyoung: i genuinely feel bad for ur mom she's gone through so much w you
yunho: deserved why did u even pop it
mingi: HEY I WAS A DUMB KID I ONLY KNEW HOW TO STUDY SCIENCES
mingi: the more you know 🌈
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the gays - ateez
Fanfictiona chaotic ateez group chat that wooyoung creates by adding more people to his already existing friend group.
