hello. they answered all the questions you asked (thanks for not making it a flop i would've thrown myself). they took their time off work to answer your guys' questions so lets start shall we
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raya
q: do you have a lover yet? (from @randommultistanbish)
a: yea i do actually have a boyfriend for the past 10 years but we arent married yet. i hope we get married because when we do i can stuff wooyoungs fuckass face into my wedding cake like he did to me at his wedding
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q: how's life with everyone? (from isuckktoe)
a: theyre all so dumb im the only one who carries one braincell among them all, i keep them sane ngl 😍
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q: how did you meet wooyoung (from @your_mumfam)
a: SO, we were in baking class and he was holding an egg in his hand to take and crack into his bowl but then he dropped it, i walked past him without knowing there was a whole raw egg on the floor. i slipped on the egg and fell, my cake batter flew into the air and all over my face. instead of helping me this bitch started laughing like whats so funny about me slipping and falling because of a RAW EGG???? yea then we became friends after class or whatever but STILL.
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q: bbg will you marry me?? 💍(from @I_dont_hv_think)
a: OF COURSE MY BBYGORL, come to me bbg i will treat u like a princess *lipe bite*
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hongjoong
q: coffee or tea? (from @randommultistanbish)
a: semen. next question
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q: hows it like having wiggly sperm? (from @isuckktoe)
a: its really amazing actually, they wiggle everywhere just like worms inside your house and in your intestines. theyre probably breeding in there go check urself out
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q: when did u and hwa get married (from @cier23incanidyll)
a: we got married on may 23rd 2036 and it was amazing omg we have so many pics that our photographer took (i wanted to throw mingi off the building because he kept trying to twerk in my face)
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q: who was the first in the group to get married (from @cier23incanidyll)
a: even though wooyoung and san had their daughter first it was actually yeosang and jongho who got married first, they had a grand wedding in thailand it was the coolest thing ever. we were the second last couple to get married so yes
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q: how tf did you survive america (from @your_mumfam)
YOU ARE READING
the gays - ateez
Fanfictiona chaotic ateez group chat that wooyoung creates by adding more people to his already existing friend group.
