Essence: *turns the bathroom light on and starts doing her hair*
Essence: damn, my hair is long af.
*she puts on her AirPods to listen to icejjfish*
Essence: Quincy sang this song to me. His voice is so beautiful.
1 hour later
Essence: WHAT THE HELL?? I CAN'T EVEN FIX MY FUCKIN HAIR?? AGHHHHHHHHHHH
It turns out that her hair is tangled. Essence's hair has been tangled for like 3 weeks straight cuz she didn't feel like combing it and it had so much knots that she has to spend hours removing them.
Essence: GAHHHHHHHHH IT HURTSSS. WAAAAAAAAAAA OWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*the boys hear their mother screaming*
Darnell: what the hell?
Cooper: is she giving birth to a baby boy named Felipe?
Quincy: boi if you don't shut your bitch ass up
Essence: QUINCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABYYY PLS COME OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEE
Quincy: you sound like your in- DAMNNNN WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO TANGLED AND KNOTTY??
Essence: I didn't come it for days!! I was just too lazy to do it.
Quincy: huh. It's important to keep your hair very healthy. You don't want to kill your hair!! *takes the knots off of her hair*
Quincy is such a good husband to her!! The end.
