Cinnamon challenge

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Darnell: hey, mom.

Essence: yes?

Darnell: I got some cinnamon for a challenge.

Essence: *gives him a dirty look* are you out of your mind?? Ima choke and die

Darnell: Cooper told me he wants y'all to do this

Essence: okayyyy, we are doing it. Your gonna see me choke and die.

Darnell: okay if you choke ima play icejjfish for you

Essence: YES PLZZZZ I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIMMM

Darnell: SHHHHHHHHHHHH

Essence: QUINCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Quincy: WAT??????? I'M RECORDING A SINGLE HIT THATS BOUTTA BE POPULAR OVERNIGHT

Essence: COME OVER HEREEEEEE

Quincy: *teleports to the kitchen* yes?

Essence: we are doing the cinnamon challenge.

Quincy: YAYYYY I LOVE CHALLENGES!! LES GOOOOOO

me: NOOOOO-

Quincy: okay, guys we are gonna be doing the cinnamon challenge!

Essence: yeah and these 3 assholes want me to die over here.

Quincy: so let's get into it so Essence can shut up and stop running her mouth over here.

Essence: are you seriously kidding me?? You want me to die over here??

Quincy: *puts cinnamon in the spoon* eat it

Essence: NOOO

Quincy: EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT RIGHT NOW!! EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT YOUR FUCKING CINNAMON RIGHT NOW

Essence: fine...*eats the cinnamon* *GASPS FOR AIR* AGHH *COUGHS*

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

Essence: AGGHHHHHHHH I'M DYING AHHHHHHHHH

Quincy: OH GODDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *COUGHS*

Essence: BABY, GIVE ME SOME MILK

Quincy: *GIVES HER A BIG MILK GALLON*

Essence: *POURS MILK ALL OVER HERSELF* AGHHHH

Cooper: DAMN MOM YOU REALLY DOING THE MOST

Essence: OMG....

Quincy: I am physically ill...

Essence: BOYS, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YALL'S MINDS??

Darnell: it was all Cooper's idea

Essence: oh really?? Don't think so


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