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*darnell and Cooper play uno*

Darnell: I got reverse so now it's your turn again

Cooper: FINEEEE.... OKAY I GOT BLUE

Essence: *sees a strange bug* *GASP* WHAT IS THAT?????? Quincy, what is that??

Quincy: what is what??

Essence: WHAT DA FUCK IS DAT??

Quincy: THATS A PRAYING MANTIS 


Praying mantis: it's Mari Mantis to you, you cagna (means bitch in Italian)

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Praying mantis: it's Mari Mantis to you, you cagna (means bitch in Italian)

Essence  OOO SHE CURSED AT YOU IN ITALIAN 

Quincy: huh??

Essence: WHATEVER SHE JUST SAID WAS TRUE!! YOU REALLY ARE A CAGNA- *PASSES OUT*

Praying Mari: 😃

Quincy: 😟

*cooper gets smacked in the face with a book and starts screaming*

Cooper: HE SMACKED MEEEEEE-

Darnell: WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM???????????

Quincy: I don't know she passed out out of nowhere 

Cooper: IS SHE DEAD??

Quincy: *smacks him in the face*

Darnell: AHA!!!

*cooper punches him so hard*

Quincy: I think I'm gonna perform cpr on her.

Cooper: AYO??

Essence: *wakes up* what happened? Am I dying??

Mari mantis: I was hoping you w-

Quincy: *steps on Mari mantis*

Jellybean: *CHEERS*

The end.

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