HALLUCINATION WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

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WARNING. THESE BITCHES WILL ACT VERY WEIRD. JUST WARNING YA

Essence: that beer was soooo good...

Quincy: yeah..I know...

*jazz music plays*

Essence: oooooooo!!!! 

*chaz appears*

Essence: lOoK aT hIs cHeStTtTtTtTtTt bAbYyyYy

Quincy: I kNoWwWwWwWw

Essence: I wAnT tO dAtE hIm oNe dAyYyYy

Quincy: WHAAAAT?????

Essence: hEy qUiNcY pOoOo lEtS mAkE oUt wEiRdLy

Quincy: *roars like a lion* AUGHHHHHH

Cooper: what da hail????

Darnell: that guy is a fucking monster

Quincy: OHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYY SNSHHDHSHSHSJAJZHXHSHAJAJAJAHSHHSHZHSHSHSHSHSJSJSUJSJZUS

*they make out so weirdly*

Cooper: WHA- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Darnell: STINKY CALIFORNIAN MENACES OF SOCIETY  BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Essence: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEIRDOS I DONT KNOW YALL GO AWAY. YOU GUYS STINK

Quincy: AUGHHHHH SHIT STANK

Essence: wHy dOeS iT sTiNk??? yOu fArTeD?? eEeEeEeWwWwWwWw

*end of hallucination*

Essence: UGHHHHHHH

Quincy: AUGHHHHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED?????

Cooper: YOU GUYS GOT DRUNK.

Essence: oh yeahhhh....never drinking that again...

Quincy: GO AWAY CHAZ


The end.




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