I had teleported to Class 3-E.
I saw Koro-sensei dodging lots of bullets.
Me: Jeez. A barrage of deafening sounds instead...
After that, Kotaro Takebayashi noticed me.
Kotaro: Uhh... Anyone else see this?
Kimura: Huh?
Kotaro: There's a pickle staring at me over here.
Kimura: Uhh... Yeah, what the heck is that?
Teresaka walked over and picked me up.
Kimura: Uhh... What are you doing with it?
Me: Hey.
Teresaka: WHAT?!
Me: Uhh, yeah. You're the 3rd best. You're the 2nd best, Takebayashi.
Kotaro: IT CAN TALK...
Teresaka: Why are you here?!
Me: I can become Zach if that's necessary.
Teresaka: It's not. Just, how are you here? Where did you come from?
Me: I'm not sure. But I was at a school earlier, and I think they don't like pickles very much.
Teresaka: Figures.
Me: Alright, are the other characters shadow-sconed or something?
Teresaka: What?
Me: Uhh, well, how aren't people wondering what's happening?
Kotaro: I am.
Karma: What's going on here?
Teresaka: Well, this pickle is alive.
Karma: Yeah, that's weird.
Karma grabbed me.
Karma: Now, tell me why and how you're here.
Me: You aren't that fool from MHA from earlier, so no.
Karma squeezed me.
Me: Woah now you're gonna make it sound weird.
Karma squeezed me harder.
Me: Alright, I'm done. Stop that.
Karma threw me down.
I kicked karma then I tried to swiftly jump away but he stepped on me.
Me: GAH! WHAT?!
Karma picked me up and threw me across the room. It flew right past Mimura.
Mimura: The heck was that?
Me: Woah now, don't make me pull out the "Karma getting karma at Karma while listening to Karma" image.
Mimura: Uhh...
Me: Alright, these fools are stunned like the doll or something. Imma just jump out the window.
And so I did.
I then ran away. I wondered what the actual world was like here, and not just the known stuff.
I ran quite far away. I didn't even know if I was in the same city anymore.
But then Gastro walked out of an alley and stepped on me.
Me: DUDE! STOP STEPPING ON ME! I'M ABOUT TO--
Gastro was licking his gun that had soup on it.
Gastro: The hell are you? A pickle?
Me: I... Well, I never really saw what you did. But this, this is kalamization at its finest!
Gastro kicked me away.
Me: Ok, dude, you don't just kick pickles away.
Gastro kicked me away again.
Me: ALRIGHT, MAN, WHY?! YOU KNOW YOUR HAIR IS GREAT!
Gastro walked away.
Me: Ahh, man. The hell are these fools? This was a bit anti-climatic... I'll just vanish now.
I teleported away.
But what the hell...
Right when I did, I didn't actually know this since I teleported away.
But a laser destroyed the ground right where I was.
Someone was clearly out to get me... But who...?
I had ended up back in Kaiji... I wondered what was happening here now...
**to be continued**
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Pickle Luffy
HumorAn action and comedy story about Luffy, but different, getting mad at Toonami if he missed a certain anime. He ended up drinking a mysterious potion and it turned him into a pickle and he started doing stuff just like Pickle Rick. Until he started t...
