if you get jacked by moving lumber, are you therefore lumberjacked?

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enjoy, guys, gals, and enby pals.

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Peter B: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.

Miles:.... You good?

Peter B: Mayday ate my garlic bread.

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Ben Reily: thanks for checking in, Im....✨ still a piece of garbageeee! ✨

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Gwen: i REALLY like Eminem!

Pavitr: i prefer Skittles :)

Gwen: no, i meant the rapper

Pavitr: WHY would you EAT THE WRAPPER!?!?

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Hobie, reading a picture book to Mayday: the cow says moooo, butterfly dont say nuffink, pig says you have the right to remain silent,..

Miguel:🧍

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Ben Reily: sometimes, it's just you and pop indie singer Mitski against the world, and thats okay... *turns on the car radio and starts singing, looking out the car window* toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart,..

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first chapter, lesgo

-FrootyPotatoPancake

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