enjoy my friends
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Miles 42: *holding up a crayon*
Miles: IS THAT A WEED??
Miles 42: no, its a crayo-
Miles: IM CALLING THE POLICE *runs to the microwave and puts in 911*
Microwave: 911, whats your emergency?
Miles 42: :0
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*the spider kids driving thru da city*
Miles: can we get mcdonalds?
Hobie: no, mcdonalds is a greedy capitalist corporation
Gwen:... we have chicken nuggets at home anyways
(ik this one isnt very funny but oh well)
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Hobie: okay, how do you do it?
Pav: do what?
Hobie: stay so positive; you're so sure all the time that everything will be fine, how do you do it?
Pav: well, I'll tell you my secret...! I lie to myself. every morning, i wake up and say, everything's gonna be OK, but im lyingg *sound of dying inside* well, have a nice night Hobie!
Hobie: 😶
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Gwen: thats so stupid, what dumdum would wanna talk to a bunch of stupid fish?
Pav: I WANNA TALK TO FISH, *faceplants and gets back up* I WANNA TALK TO FISH, gimme dat *grabby hands*
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Hobie: no! dont turn me into sellable, capitalist merchandise!
Sony:... too late
Hobie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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drink some water, eat some food, take ur meds.
-FrootyPotatoPancake
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Fanfictionidk bro im bored and need to laugh obviously i dont own the characters or franchise
