Narrator: As always, feel free to give suggestions on what story you want next! And with that, COMMENCE THE NONSENSE!!!!
(Stink and Stonk scale the beach looking for the potion)
Stink: Oh, come on! This is where we had that competition yesterday! It has to be there! I wanted to throw it at girls to make them go away!
Stonk: Yeah! I bet those police aides decided to take it for themselves so THEY could make us go away!
Stink: Well, what are we waiting for? (Stink makes an anime pose and salutes) Let's go get what we paid for, fair and square!
(The two goobers ran into the distance, and the scene transitions to Meryl, analyzing the strange purple liquid in her hands.)
Percy: Have any ideas so far, Meryl?
Meryl: No... No ideas... Aside from it smelling like dead corpses and moldy crap, I have no idea what this gross concoction could be...
(Percy scratches her chin, and a lightbulb goes off)
Percy: Say... I did hear someone say that it's a potion of go away... Perhaps I shall investigate them! Meryl! You put that toxic formula out of reach and keep an eye out on some of the prisoners! Got it?
Meryl: Sure thing, Percy! (She places the potion on top of a tall shelf and adjusted her police badge) I'll do my best!
Percy: Excellent! I'll be back in an hour!
(Percy leaves the police station)
Meryl: Okay! This'll be great! I just gotta look after the prisoners for an hour! No big deal! Now, where to start...
(Meryl moves into a hallway full of prison cells, and stands up straight and tall, her body almost stagnant in space)
Mera: Uhhhh.... Why are you frozen?
Indus: I could help unfreeze you if possible! With my BARRIER-!
(Ramsey shushes loudly)
Ramsey: Would you two shut the hell up? I'm just trying to get a nap!
Mera: Would YOU shut the hell up? You're not a part of this!!!!
Ramsey: What? I'm just trying to be the voice of reason here! And from how I see it, you're trying to blame all your problems on me. Sounds like somebody has to take a chill pill.
Mera: Oh, I'm going to-
(Indus grabs Mera's hand)
Indus: Lady Mera! That golden guy has a point! We can't act like this around these police officers!
Stonk: And you can't act like this around OUR potion!
(Stink and Stonk enter dramatically)
Meryl: WHA-
Stink: (swiping the potion) We'll be taking this, thank you very much!
Meryl: H-HEY! I need to analyze that! You can't just STEAL IT!
Stonk: Funny you say that... Last time we checked, you stole the potion we PAID FOR!
Stink: Heh, YEAH! Now if you excuse us, we're gonna throw this at the nearest girl! OH WAIT!
(Stink opens the bottle and chucks it at Meryl, staining her uniform and labcoat)
Meryl: AUGH! Ew, ew ew ew ew!
(Meryl dashes down the hallway)
Stink: What do you know! It IS a potion of go away!
Stonk: Stink... We kinda emptied the bottle.
(Pivots the camera to the bottle on the ground, with nothing but a few drops left inside and a sticky puddle on the floor.)
Stink: Oh! OOPS!
(1 hour later...)
(Percy enters the police station)
Percy: Meryl, did you keep the formula out of reach?
(Cut to Meryl looking into a microscope, wearing a purple-stained lab coat.)
Meryl: Next time, can you watch the prisoners.......
Narrator: Well, it was a good thing for those few droplets, cause that's all you really need to put it under a microscope! Which is where our story pauses for today. Which stories will continue? Which stories will start? Which stories will get a sequel because I had written them way before I wrote about said topic more frequently so I need to remedy the cause? Find out next time (which is whenever because WOW! I'm bad at this!) on Epithet Re-Roll'd!
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