Hamilton reacts to Hamilton

2: Aaron Burr, Sir.

*everyone looks to the screen as they see they next song playing, though they are still wondering what Aaron meant in the last song.*

[COMPANY: 1776. New York City.]

[HAMILTON: Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?]

[BURR: That depends, who's asking?]

*Alexander jokingly rolls his eyes and laughs whenever Aaron says that line. He recalls the conversation going just like this whenever they first met. Aaron didn't find this so funny.*

[HAMILTON: oh, well, sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir. I have been looking for you]

[BURR: I'm getting nervous.]

[HAMILTON: Sir.. I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?]

*Aaron sighs as he says that* "I remember that. It was a hassle to sort out. He was pissed." 

*this gets a chuckle out of Phillip and Theodosia. Eliza just shakes her head*

[BURR: You punched the bursar?]

[HAMILTON: Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?]

*The King obviously resents the revolution, because he became tense by just hearing it mentioned. That wasn't supposed to happen. Why the hell did it happen while HE was ruling??*

[BURR: It was my parents' dying wish before they passed.]

[HAMILTON: You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for..]

*There it was again, the war. The King grits his teeth, not even caring he was in a room of so-called "Americans."*

[BURR: Can I buy you a drink?]

[HAMILTON: That would be nice.]

[BURR: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice. Talk less.]

"Lord knows he would NEVER talk less.." *says Jefferson, in a half-joking tone as he nudes Madison a bit.*

"be mature.." *Madison says, holding back a slight laugh*

[HAMILTON: What?]

[BURR: Smile more.]

[HAMILTON: Ha.]

[BURR: Don't let them know what your against or what your for]

"its really not bad advice. He told me the same thing." *Theodosia says, remembering her early childhood where Aaron would give her the same advice.*

"Oh, please..it's foolish advice!" *Phillip exclaims. Eliza smiles, noticing the resemblance to Alexander in Phillip's mannerisms.*

[HAMILTON: you can't be serious.]

[BURR: You wanna get ahead?]

[HAMILTON: Yes.]

[BURR: Fools who run their mouth off wind up dead.]

[LAURENS: Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What time is it!?}

"hah, that's you!" *Alexander says excitedly as he shakes Laurens a bit who looks mildly uncomfortable* "as I said..- I've never met you..-" *Laurens replies before getting cut-off by the music.*

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN: Showtime!]

[BURR: Like I said..]

[LAURENS: Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three! Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!]

*Hercules, Lafaytte, Laurens, and Alexander nods their head to the song*

[LAFAYTTE: Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!]

*This makes The King look over to Lafayette, who is carefree, with a glare.*

[HERCULES : Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy) Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (Wow)]

*The women in the room chuckle, finding Hercules's loud outburst quite funny*

[LAURENS: No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more...]

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN: To the revolution!]

[LAURENS: Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!]

[MULLIGAN: Aaron Burr!]

[LAURENS: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!]

"hell yeah!" *Laurens exclaims. He always liked messing with Aaron*

[BURR: Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land (Boooo)

"boo! THAT SUCKED!" *Hercules yells, causing everyone but the king and Aaron to laugh.*

[LAURENS: Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?]

[HAMILTON: If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?]

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN: Ooh Who you? Who you? Who are you? Ooh, who is this kid What's he gonna do?]

*Aaron impatiently taps his foot as the spotlight is on Alexander Again. He redirects his attention back to the screen as the next song plays*