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WARNING/s ;
: Mentions of Dr*gs
: Mentions of Sleep Deprivation
: Mentions of Murder
: Etc.
: Chaos


















Quake: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Thunder: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Cyclone: Smad.










Glacier: I know you snuck out last night, Gentar.

Sori: Play dumb!

Gentar: Who's Gentar?

Sori: NOT THAT DUMB!!!











Cyclone: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.

Lunar: Well, you always have a smile on your face.

Cyclone: Thank you!

Lunar:

Lunar: What dr*gs do you take?

Cyclone: Wha–











Quake: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?

Solar: Did I get any... leap?

Quake: What...?











Blaze: I'm bored.

Lunar: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Blaze: Sure!

Quake, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Blaze down!!











Solar: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Thorn: We have heart?

Solar: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.










Ice: What are you writing?

Metal: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Ice, looking over Metal's shoulder: This just says 'f*ck around and find out' in calligraphy.












*The boys playing Minecraft together*

Cyclone: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!

Metal: Hostile takeover?

Lunar: Genocide?

Thorn: Steal everything!

Cyclone: No, I meant-

Solar: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!

Thunder: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

Cyclone: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…

Thorn: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.

Ice: Agreed.











*The boys when they drop food on the floor*

Thorn: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Cyclone: Five second rule!

Blaze: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Ice: *Sobs on the floor*










Metal: I told Ice to grab snacks for everyone.

Thunder, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

Thorn, Cyclone, and Blaze: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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